I just prepared a big bowl of oatmeal for a snack. But there's this little voice in my head saying, "you don't want to eat that, you should dump it over your head"

Does this happen to you? Do you ever make a meal, but then it leads to a solo food fight?

It would definitely slow me down when eating (I tend to eat way too fast!)

I often get that thought during clean up... even when it's only scraping the plate or picking stuff out of the sink strainer. Which adds an extra layer of ewww sometimes!