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I originally put this on the WAM Games board at https://umd.net/groups/introducing-myself-with-a-risky-offer but it might go down well here.

I've been a lurker here for years but thought I'd introduce myself with a bit of a splosh! I'm putting myself in your hands and giving you the opportunity to tell me what to do.

Put a message with your perfect splosh, bearing in mind I'm a hair and chunky male, from clothing to subsistence and situation, and I'll pick one (or more) out at random and see what I can with it.

I prefer sweet foods over savoury, but if it's something I can a) deal with in a hotel shower/bath and b) get easily from a supermarket then I think it's fair game. So far I've had...

> In a suit, put a cooked evening meal in underwear and stay like that for an hour
> Five bottles each of pancake syrup, honey, treacle and corn syrup in a one piece swimsuit
> Fuck a lasagne (!) then put it in my underwear, dessert in my shirt, then stay like until bed
> Paint my such with chocolate syrup and then put on a pair of panties
> Fill socks and shoes with custard then put them on and go for a walk
> Cake sitting
> Get in a pool naked and put in all your clothes while in the pool
> Have random people fill your underwear with random stuff
> Go to bed fully messy

I'm not sure how possible all of those will be so let me have your thoughts!

B. xx.

Half of those are mine A couple more...

Lake swim in clothes with no spare clothes to change into
Naked shower