Im wearing a yellow tank top and burgandy bikini bottoms. i show the eggs, they are light blue because i boiled them in blue dye to warm them up. this is my first time smashing eggs so im a bit nervous but i get ready and kiss the egg. i smash the first egg on my head after a few attempts at breaking the egg. i decide to crack the egg before i smash them. i smash the second egg on my chest, its really warm and gooey. i rub it around. the next egg goes on my stomach and down my bikini bottoms, i rub it around, its so messy. i smash another egg on my head, it oozes down my face and i rub it around, getting it all in my hair. lastly i smash an egg on my chest, it runs down my top and down to my bikini bottoms, i squeeze my top and more egg runs down my bottoms. i rub the egg all over and dance around. im an eggy mess. i then rinse it all off in the shower.
Welcome back! I loved your youtube videos a couple years back. The applesauce bath, the warm eggs. What really makes them great is how it's like you're enjoying it first, and recording for our benefit second.
Love you, too
