We're not ones to air our laundry in public, but since so many of our fans are here, we wanted to give you an update on what's up.

During the course of the year, I've lost my wedding ring during a shoot, had to fend of a very questionable copyright claim from a litigious guy insisting he owned the rights to the word "slime," and just yesterday had a model who arrived at the shoot location, signed all of our paperwork and took the cash only to vanish after about 15 minutes.

All that to say, 2018 has been a heckuva a year -- and I need a break! SlopTV will be going dark for the rest of the year and we'll see what 2019 brings.

Thanks for all your support and we'll keep you in the loop.

This year has been a doosy for me, too.

Wow that's some messed up stuff. Sorry to hear all of that. Sometimes breaks are good, but I definitely look forward to your return!