Hey folks! In flashback land, we're well into 2010.... And oh, how I wish we could go back.... Life is good, the world isn't on fire, and eager young women will gladly get plastered with pies and slime for hours for a few hundred bucks!
And amidst future Hall-of-Famers like Toshia and Jen and Ginger, we get the SS99 appearance of Tracy... One of the legendary "one-and-dones." Tracy might have actually been made in some Weird Science lab: Beautiful and blonde with a body to match, basically the Hot Cheerleader of your schoolboy dreams.... But instead of turning you down for prom, she gleefully smashes multiple pies in her own face, laughing the whole time. Her reaction after Scene 1: "This is so much fun!" (Side note: Did I know how good I had it? Maaaaybe...)
I honestly think models like Tracy don't exist anymore.... Much like Hooters, which seemed to create women like this in the kitchen or something in the 2000s. (Yes, I know Hooters still technically exists, but... Not remotely the same.) Tracy shot for the Hooters calendar, did some racy (but not revealing) bikini shoots for a POS photographer (who was also a big deal at the time).... And then did my silly pie thing for not much money, and acted like it was the greatest shoot of her life. She was BORN to get hit with pies, or doused with slime, or dance around in suspenders and pinstripe briefs and carefully-applied pasties in the Be-All End-All Version of the Top Hat Girl skit. (There's a reason it was retired after SS99.)
And before we knew it... It all went away. Tracy stepped away from modeling after catching her husband cheating (Sidenote: IDIOT)... Then I went away on hiatus for most of 2011... Then we reconnected after her divorce, where she told me she was "excited to get back to modeling." Her last words to me were "We definitely have to shoot again soon!" Just before... She deleted all her social media. To this day, I don't know where she is or what happened to her. Maybe us WAMmers dreamed her up? Maybe she escaped to a beautiful paradise where all the other super-hot-and-super-cool ex-Hooters girls now live, a carefree utopia where they frolic and play and occasionally get into pie fights.
Wherever she is... She is still missed. Here's to you, Tracy... Four near-perfect scenes shot in my backyard in the summer, now remastered for streaming or download whenever you feel like going back to a simpler time...
LOVED the Tracy scenes, and the fact she was so into it was a big bonus. Wow, where did these models and these times go?? The super-hot-and-super-cool ex-Hooters girls pie Valhalla sounds spot on!
Hey Rich. Maybe you can find an old computer place a photo of her next to it. Wait for a lightening strike while wear a bra on your head. You never know what could happen. ( no showering in your boxers though ) Great trip down memory lane