Hey folks!
It's the return of Anastasia (or 'Ana' if my character count is limited), last seen pie wrestling with Elly in SS280! Sadly, Elly is on infinite hiatus, but Ana was more than happy to do her next shoot solo! (Perhaps we should've told her it was the same amount of mess, but not divided among two people? Hmmm.....)

Since the theme of SS287 is "cats," we gave Ana a very cute, very Japanese, and VERY tiny "cat outfit" to wear. Which... immediately got destroyed. And basically disappears from her body, piece by piece. The rest of the clip has nothing to do with cats (aside from some very obscure theme music) and everything to do with lots of unrelated-but-messy gags, including numerous callbacks to some old school SS skits.... And held together by Ana's reluctant hosting job. ("Oh, the host sounds fun! She never gets messy!" "That's what I love about you, Anastasia.... Your comic timing is impeccable.")

This one has 16 real pies (including three "mud pies" for a bit), SEVEN cakes (including the rarely seen "cake sandwich"), and a final chocolate pudding gunging.... plus a lot of Ana slipping, sliding, and showing off those booty poses! And she goes full nude for a long extended cleanup. (If you watch the full scene, she also explains why the bottoms stay on for the rest of the skit.)
AND of course it's taking forever to edit, but the freebie pics and GIFs are done.... And all 3 angles are available unedited in the Vidown and UMD Stores.... So if you've got Cat Splat Fever, we've got the cure!

What a great scene! Anastasia is gorgeous, and I love the full nude aspect. Also way to dial up the volume of mess. Cake sandwich hell yeah!

Fantastic pics of Anastasia, Rich!

Love the cake sandwich. She looks amazing and the mess is great!

Absolutely sublime. Anastasia is stunning, and the whole scene is superb. The cake sandwich is especially awesome.

I love it . Top stuff

This is stupendous stuff.

The outfit, the nudity, the model, the mess.

Even the background being red, it makes things pop so well.

Amazingess! no notes!

JY

"Sadly, Elly is on infinite hiatus"

Damn, sadly is definitely the word. She's an all time great in my opinion.

Does this come with a Nugent soundtrack?


You can call me,

Al

For sure. A year ago, Elly came in to shoot with Ana (her 1st scenes!) and was her usual reliable, goofy, ridiculously hot self.
But shortly after, she stopped posting on social media.... And I shot her a few texts, but never heard back. I even asked Ana about her during this shoot, and she said she didn't know what happened to Elly either. Probably just life changes, I suspect.

At least I got some great scenes out of her! Same thing happened years earlier with Erica (similar silly vibe mixed with insane hotness). Full schedule of modeling and acting.... Then overnight, all her online accounts vanished. She told me she'd decided to pivot into real estate! Such a waste.... although I guess she made the right move when the housing market exploded in 2020.
Still, really wish we'd done more than one shoot together...

Thanks for all the kind words!! Glad people are digging the epic mess, it got a bit ridiculous as all this stuff was supposed to be for two girls originally....

Also, the final edit is now up in the UMD and Vidown stores. I already know Scene 2 is gonna take forever to edit and no sense making you guys wait. (Although there WILL be an "Ana Bundle" if you wanna hold off and save a few bucks to get both clips...)

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Thanks for the added context, Rich... more importantly, at the end of the day we are still lucky enough to have you working as a director/producer. Stay away from the real estate scene, mate. We need you here.

Ana is so gorgeous under all that mess! Love her and the last model Roxy! Hope to see more of them!

Ana = Babe