Hey all!
2022 is in the books, and the annual tradition of pie & slime compilations celebrating the best of the year is happening at SlapstickStuff. Two new comps now up at HD.SlapstickStuff.com or SlapstickStuff.vidown.com or the UMD Store!
This is "Year 11" for our HD era that began in 2012. Add that to the 7 years of the SD era and.... Well, some of us are getting old.

As always, Year 11: The Pies comp has the first few pie hits from every volume and/or model released in 2022. Since a lot of volumes this year were "split" between 2 models, you're getting 17 separate scenes and 13 different women, from great newbies like Lolly and Kristina to veterans like Taylor, Scarlet, and Mya.
And because I'm doing less slime these days, Year 11: The Slime has EVERY sliming in EVERY scene released in 2022... 19 different clips in all, some with multiple slimings. (Poor Shelly. Poor Taylor.) So if you're a former fan who's moved on to better and more frequent slimes elsewhere, come back to the fold for one comp!

Thanks as always for the support and excited to see what 2023 brings!

Great stuff!

I know slime isn't really your thing anymore but please keep having slime in your videos. I still think your slime is pretty good and SlapstickStuff models always look great slimed

Don't give up on the slime! Less cakes, more slime!

Haha, not giving up on slime.... In fact there's a slime-centric scene coming very soon!

I'll tell you why there's been more cakes and less slime recently tho. Practical & personal reasons:
1) Real pies (whipped cream, fillings) stick... pretty well on their own. (Starting from a clean face.)
But if you cake the model first.... so she has that frosting on her skin already.... Then real pies stick AMAZINGLY well.
And if you slime a model first.... Real pies will not stick AT ALL. Unless you have her carefully wipe her face clean before any pies. Slime literally repels the pies!
That's why I usually save slime for the end or cut it out completely.... Cuz I don't like using shaving cream pies anymore but those are the only ones that stick post-slime.
And yeah, I know "pie purists" don't want a model to get caked before pied.... But if you can get past that, the coverage is WAY better if I cake her before I pie her. Just sayin.

2) I like the look of a well-done caking.... and there really isn't any other producer even attempting them regularly. So if I want to see that content... I'm making it myself.
Meanwhile, there's like a new slime video posted every 6 hours on here. Everything from pro-shot to "model in her shower shot on her phone with her BF sliming her off-camera." Plenty of options and not sure what else I can bring to the table.
I'm just a little burned out on slime and with SO many videos competing for the slime fanbase now, I just figured it was time to step back for a while.

I understand (now) cake before pie but in some of your recent videos, the already-caked girl in an "audition" says "you wouldn't dare" before the first pie. Wouldn't that make more sense before the caking?

At the risk of applying logic to a very stupid script, written mainly as an excuse to keep hitting a model with baked goods....

Usually those "Audition" skits have the character being super conceited AND snotty, and she invariably mocks someone who is holding a cake.... so they sneak up behind her and clobber her with it. It's the age-old "I made a joke at your expense, not knowing you'd retaliate" bit. And you have to suspend your disbelief that the model would genuinely NOT know it's coming. (Hence the caking from behind.)

The later "You wouldn't dare!" is usually the character "confronting" the same person, who now has access to a tray full of pies and excellent aim. Again, suspending the disbelief that any sane person would keep this going, it's less surprise and more "There's no way you're gonna throw that at me." BAM!

So yeah, in the weird logic of the SCU (SlapstickStuff Cinematic Universe), cakes = from behind, pies = head on, and slime = from above. That changes as needed, obviously. (I like the gag of holding the cake underneath the poor model's chin as she's desperately trying to save herself.... "Oh no.... You wouldn't....")

And again, WAY more thought put into a dumb joke than anyone needed!

Epic Rich. Will we see Eryn back again? Would be great to see her doing her own full volume, and she's definitely become an absolute MILP over the years.

Hmm, Eryn is one of the big "question marks" in my model roster.
Full disclosure: She doesn't model, she's a friend of mine (and Elle's) and she honestly just shoots for kicks! I think she might actually enjoy it? BUT that means it's hard to schedule her.... She has a good job and doesn't need the money, and her schedule gets slammed.

ANYWAY. I was hoping to bring her back in 2022, and she kept saying she didn't have time.... Then she wound up getting pregnant and now she's raising TWO kids, so who knows when/if she'll be able to come back. But never say never!

Rich, again you are the greatest! Who would have thought the amount of technical wizardry that goes into a pie video? Cake before pies to have them stick??? Very good to know! If I ever convince my wife to do another pie video, which is about as likely as the Dallas Cowboys winning a Super Bowl with Dak Prescott, I'm going to employ that strategy!

You know what could also work? Just a pure "frosting" pie could probably achieve the same effect, and cheaper to boot.
I tried something similar in Eryn's SS261 clip (featured here).... We started with face dunking in gooey frosting, then the pies that came right after stuck VERY well. But even better, her frosting-covered face with the eyes peaking out is....