Hey! Just thought I'd put myself out there. Anyone around the NYC/Long Island area looking to mess up a young gay guy? :p

Hi:
I would be interested in getting together for a pie fight. I would start with a skit--I was bakery owner and you are an apprentice and accident happens and tit for tat pie fight begins. As long as we set the ground rules it will be fun. I enjoy pies down my shirt and [pants as the pie fight progresses.

Steve