She wants to become a SlapstickStuff star! by SlapstickStuff

I mean, we ignored her emails and texts for a while, but she was persistent.... And then when she said she'd pay US, we thought, "Why not???"

That's definitely how it works with models in 2023, so now she's gonna get it! Probably sooner than later!

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makes perfect sense!!?! Good god the world is strange today.

Hope she goes nude because she should only be wearing cream and slime with that rocking figure. I have full faith you'll take advantage of the opportunity presented to you sir.

SlapstickStuff said: I mean, we ignored her emails and texts for a while, but she was persistent.... And then when she said she'd pay US, we thought, "Why not???"

That's definitely how it works with models in 2023, so now she's gonna get it! Probably sooner than later!

Please get her in a staged formal wear pie fight with one of your other beautiful models.

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Looks to me as if the satire is particulary biting today.

While we're at it, you forget to ask us - a community built around an inherent desire to see people get messy - whether we actually want to see this person get messy.

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SlapstickStuff said: I mean, we ignored her emails and texts for a while, but she was persistent.... And then when she said she'd pay US, we thought, "Why not???"

That's definitely how it works with models in 2023, so now she's gonna get it! Probably sooner than later!

The snark is strong with this one...

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SlapstickStuff said: I mean, we ignored her emails and texts for a while, but she was persistent.... And then when she said she'd pay US, we thought, "Why not???"

That's definitely how it works with models in 2023, so now she's gonna get it! Probably sooner than later!

Yeah, like anyone believes this. If you do, I have a bridge to seek you.

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Fully body padded jumper suit (with hoodie) with thick full face goggles, please. It's the only thing that ever turns me on.

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SlapstickStuff said: I mean, we ignored her emails and texts for a while, but she was persistent.... And then when she said she'd pay US, we thought, "Why not???"

That's definitely how it works with models in 2023, so now she's gonna get it! Probably sooner than later!

Are you joking, right?!?

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I will only buy this scene if you wear the Afro.

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SlapstickStuff said: I mean, we ignored her emails and texts for a while, but she was persistent.... And then when she said she'd pay US, we thought, "Why not???"

That's definitely how it works with models in 2023, so now she's gonna get it! Probably sooner than later!

Lara Croft vibes much???

I collect toys (action figures, etc.)! PM me! :)

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moho said:

SlapstickStuff said: I mean, we ignored her emails and texts for a while, but she was persistent.... And then when she said she'd pay US, we thought, "Why not???"

That's definitely how it works with models in 2023, so now she's gonna get it! Probably sooner than later!

Are you joking, right?!?

I mean.... Am I??
Who's to say?? I mean, people just assume the Penthouse Forum letters were made up, but are we SURE....??