Not entirely original, I know, but I always like the scenario of a smart, sexy newsreader getting appropriately wammed.

Like, heavy rain, followed by a drenching, causing mud on roads, cue mud thrown at her, a story about a pie shop, you've guessed it!

This sexy little minx, Kelly Foran, reads the news on our local BBC North West regional news programme at 6.30 in the evening and got me imagining this happened to her....

I've mentioned her before, but here's another sexy tease who used to advertise SCS sofas and carpets, again on North West TV.

Shes called Victoria Thomas and needs the same treatment

That's one of my favourite scenarios. One of the reasons why I love Scene 3 of SlapstickStuff Vol 33. I wish Rich used that premise more.

We did something like that with Lane in "The Messy Anchorwoman"

I'd love to gunge or dunk Joanna Gosling in her oyster coloured satin blouse in a bath full of mess or even just water

we wanted to do this too it was the basic ideas

Kelly Foran was on BBC North West again tonight, in a tight yellow dress, looking seriously fit