This is just bizarre. Another example of regulations being set by people who have no clue about the subject they impose them on

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

I read this earlier. I want to do them MORE now that I am not allowed to. This ban is fucking stupid. People will find a way to get what they want one way or another. It would be better to have it regulated and done properly. Fuckwits.

Jessie xx
www.messy-jessie.com

It's absolutely fucking ridiculous - *especially* banning female ejaculation. Heaven forbid women get any pleasure from sex in the eyes of these repressive fuckheads.

Jessie, don't complain too much otherwise I might have to come by and spank you, and I don't think either of us want THAT to happen... oh, wait... :-S

Regulation in this country just gets worse. And all passed by a Parliament which is actively suppressing the pursuit of its own members who are suspected of paedophilia.

We should stop voting for them, it just encourages the bastards!

Can't get coolwhip / good pie videos in the UK. Now you can't even get good porn there.

So glad I live in the U.S.

This is peculiar.

OK, I shall admit, on balance I'd probably go along with banning films of

* Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

(there's a lot to be said in favour of knives, but not in regard of sticking them into people, I feel) but... spanking?! I'd've thought that would be *less* offensive than, say, conventional penetrative sex!

(Hmm.... you could get a nasty cut from the edge of one of those pie tins.....)


EDIT: the BBFC have said people have got the wrong end of the stick (which is something they haven't yet banned)... but it's a pretty vague response:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/dec/03/porn-law-amendments-film-board

You people in the UK have like.. a monarch.. right? A Queen?

Didn't they have to run this law by Her Royal Majesty first?
And, wouldn't they have to kind of mime it out to her,
since she's probably a little too old now to understand what was
being said to her. I'd have paid to see that.

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Role-playing as non-adults

Physical restraint

Humiliation

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

No, it looks like it would have come under a Statutory Instrument, which basically boils down to the government has the discretion to do this already.

Had it been Primary Legislation, although the monarch technically has the right to reserve Royal Assent or veto the legislation, by custom they are guided by their prime minister, who is rarely going to recommend saying 'no' to his own government.

There's a more detailed, and I believe more accurate than the newspaper article, run-down of the exact things that are banned from Obscenitylawyer:

http://obscenitylawyer.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/the-following-content-is-not-acceptable.html

It's a very interesting blog in general, he knows his stuff, and is on the side of sexual freedom.

Knew there was a good reason I left! What the fuck has happened to England??? It does make me sad however. We need V...

Phil

A face-sit-in to protest this stupid fascism:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V1ASpLxOw0

Bottom line: this law is unenforceable.
Just like that EU VAT tax thing.

Here is a feminist freedom-fighter (second half of Max Keiser's tri-weekly show)
who opposes this capitalist-hating UK-hating regulation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a36eKZw0xY4

I was telling my SO that he needs to be apart of my videos now so we can make the porn the UK is now forbidden to make. It's an awful shame that you can't make it. But at least you can still watch it.

They banned spanking? This country is getting steadily more ridiculous. I think we should ban the government from passing laws that are ill thought out, ineffective and unenforceable. Except that would probably cause anarchy because most of the laws would then become illegal....