Over the gazillion years I've been alive, I've somehow been quite fearless in talking about my fetish with guys, and displayed proudly on my Grindr/Growlr profiles what I like.

This was fortunate in attracting curious guys into wanting to try out pieing some willing stooge, and in some cases getting messy themselves.

From memory, I've played with about 55-60 such blokes, of which about half either returned for another round (or asked to and I declined for various reasons); and probably two-thirds of them happily tried taking at least one pie in their face.

Some found it hilarious, others hated it, one guy couldn't stand it on his face but developed a love of getting pied hard right in the balls.

The remaining third were guys who didn't want to get messy but were happy to mete it out on me, which is always hot.

One side to it I loved also, was hearing back what they told their mates about it, and the reactions of those people when they told them they had some naked guy in the corner of their kitchen getting hammered with pies.

The best occasion was a guy I'd met twice, who stayed clean, but was keen to bring in other blokes. I went back some time later and he had a friend with him. They made me strip and go sit on a stool in the kitchen where they'd made up a dozen or so big pies, then came in and took turns slapping, smooshing, grinding, and rubbing them all over me. It was absolutely amazing. Sadly, they later fell out and the one I knew also told me to F-off, so that was that.

Tell me your stories!!

Met up with a guy off grindr. He said he was a kinky guy so I dumped this fetish all over him. He agreed to covering me in fluff and chocolate. He seemed to love it cause the guy was rock hard the entire time he was covering me. Started at dick and ass then worked his way up until my head was engulfed. At which point he stuck is diamond cutter down my messy mouth and poured chocolate all over me. I sucked him off until cum rained all over me and then he returned the favor. I remember dropping the guy off and we talked about the song free bird. Literally never contacted him again so no clue if he liked it.

Hot!

...and Freebird is a great song.

Bloody hell!

Honestly though, this is the way forward. You can have better sessions with curious, up-for-it non-wammers than with wammers. It can be more of a laugh. And being more open about it with other gay guys is a good thing - you never know who else is into it or might want to give it a go.

I bet some of those stories were/are a lot of fun, and that some of them were/are pretty hot, too.

This is over like 20-25 years tbf. Before the apps, I trolled for curious guys on Gaydar.

You're right about it being a laugh - sometimes without any set expectations it's just more ...organic? Like, the guy just throws the pie rather than asking if it needs to be smashed/rubbed/ground-in etc.

I hope so! One guy told me he'd told his therapist about it!

So I was someone who was introduced to it by an ex during other play, it was something he waited til we had been dating a fair few months, and I already knew about many of his other interests and had played a fair few times with him, but soon it was a regular part of play