i know it's weird but i love myself, my body, i love everything about me.. like if i was another person, i would totally do me naked in the mud.. everytime i'm playing outside in public i imagine that another me stumbles thru the woods onto me, then holds my arms and we naked wrestle until i get a dick i me.. i just want to have sex with myself.. what evs

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