Like I suspect a lot of people on here, for us these last few years have had a fair amount of stuff in them and we have not been able to get messy anywhere near as much as we've liked. Followers of our profile will know that besides a test here and there we haven't really done much of late.

Our normal routine is to setup, get messy, clean up, then order takeaway. I'm not sure about anybody else who messes purely for fun at the moment but for a long while now we've just been skipping straight to the takeaway part... we just haven't found the time when we're both free or have the energy to do this.

But we've decided to put in place a few new years resolutions to try and get messy, the main one being starting from tomorrow (it's sort of January) we'll be doing one mess a month and posting up some stuff from it in our profile.

For our setup we have a 2x2m area... but after coming into some wood offcuts we're looking to turn this in an actual studio as well... the ideas we have are tv show dungeon, some kind of gameshow, and "space". We'd love to hear which is your favourite in a vote below. We're setting ourselves the budget of a public access TV show in order to turn this gunge house into a gunge home.

But then taking stock? If you pardon the pun one of the main pulls for us doing this was we now own a very jazzed up Hello Kitty stock. That, one willing model, three buckets of slime, and three possible swimsuits to pick. You can see them and the stock below, but our choices are a very cute back zip hydrasuit, a sporty bikini number, and some cute little training suit.

Please do, let us know your feedback

(EDIT turns out you can't do multi choice polls so let us know your studio preference in the comments)

Gameshow!

Your experience of the last few years sounds all too familiar - same here really. And a great new year's resolution! I vote gameshow.

Gameshow, hope you have a lot of splashing fun in 2024

You can never go wrong with game shows. The hard part is picking which game/rules.

A game show is always fun but a dungeon also sounds amazing with the stocks! Good luck Tea for when you get around to doing this. I hope your 2024 is very messy!

The tv game show idea sounds good. I can relate to not getting messy because of the effort involved. I love getting messy but unfortunately the Mrs is not as keen.

Why not a game show with stocks and other restraints?

Really excited to see what you get upto in 2024, those stocks look really well made and I'm sure the rest of your set will be just as good.

So we do have a very hot idea with the stocks (as well as using them this time) but it's not going to be a main feature. We are already spitballing what we could do with a gameshow space as that seems to be a clear winner...

Though I would expect Season 1 of the Eric Andre Show rather than anything high concept...

Also, votes are in, bikini looks to be the clear runaway winner... watch this space... though quite possibly not today...

My wife and I had been getting messy several years ago. I had health issues, and we moved to our own house, but the rooms are small and we have no convenient clean-up area near anywhere we would get messy.

As a result, we haven't gotten messy in a long time, partly due to the hassle of the clean-up. If we had a room next to a bathroom, for example, things would be much different.

Your post has inspired me to make more effort and try to work around our difficulties. We only live once, and we get one chance when we are with someone we can fulfill our deepest fantasies with.

We're so sorry about that Bobographer, hope you can rekindle your messy times soon.

In other news the results of our first go are up on going up on our profile soon...

You sound like you're ready to have some fun!

Being from America, I'm assuming that a trainer is a "one-piece swimsuit", which is what I picked because I'd like to see you try to fill the suit with as much slimy gunge as you can fit, then be taken to the stocks for a messy paddling (by hand, no paddles required), then perhaps a few pies, and not just pans of cream... real fruit-filled pies like banana creme pie, lemon meringue, or something like a chocolate creme pie to the face. If pies are not an option, syrup or honey, maybe some applesauce, pudding or custard, and either Jell-O, a scoop of ice cream, or a popsicle down the front of the suit.

On or off camera, take advantage of the stocks before removing the suit, massage everything in before cleaning things up for any "X-rated playtime". I recommend having a third-party operating the camera or else, taping the floor to keep the shot from being mistakenly blocked, focusing the camera on the active "stage" (the stocks, for instance), but make sure that the action stays in focus and on "center stage". With stocks, expect to need one camera for the victim's face and another focused on the victim's backside. Have fun and please post what you can and remember, today's victim could be tomorrow's punisher!