Here's a nice phone camera shot of Lucia, Miss Abigail, and Charity, posing together in the Saturation Hall dungeon earlier today. Outside the sun was beating down, high summer approaches, the gardens and woodlands are bursting forth with flowers and leaves, the clear-running waters of the estate streams and rivers are just so tempting for some fully clothed bathing, and the Hall's ancient but dependable heating system is shut down till the Autumn.

I wonder just what these three might have been up to? Anyone care to try their luck at the options below, or perhaps add ideas of your own in the comments?

I suspect they were all having a nice cup of tea (with cream pies) with a revolution brewing from the ongoing discussion of the offside rule when bad light stopped PIEING. That was just in time for the Muck uprising to suppress the revolution with 20 gallons of thick slimy muck, followed by 6 buckets of Ham and Beans poured on top, when suddenly an invasion of the Scots DragoOns hurling 3 dozen pies was put down by a huge quantity of Canadian greAse. Then they all lived happy wet and messyly ever after. Cthulhu.

Brilliant!

I suppose I should probably reveal that all three of them may have become somewhat less pristine by the end of the day's proceedings.

And also that the four people (so far) who voted "And they lived happy, dry, and clean ever after" may perhaps be on the wrong website...

None of the options seemed to include a suitable fate for the generous stock of custard cartons on the cart, so I put 'revolution'

The poll has closed, the results are in, and apparently the most likely outcome was Revolution!

I'm disappointed The Duck Uprising wasn't higher in the ratings. Quack quack!

I suppose I probably should reveal that in fact, what really happened was somewhat messy, and did indeed involve the items stacked on the table of delights. And that the final outcome was very, very messy. No release date set for this one yet, it joins the queue of future scenes.

Currently in our stockpile are:
98 food messy scenes
20 gunge scenes
40 mud scenes
5 oil scenes
19 wetlook scenes

So we have a 5 year stockpile for Saturation Hall and a 2 year stockpile for Langstonedale, so we're already back to better than the position we were in before the Great Pestilence, and we're still shooting new scenes on a frequent basis. We probably should aim to shoot more gunge, and back off the food scenes a bit, but there's just something so magical about seeing someone happily and willingly having syrup and custard poured into her pants.