I'm surprised how little she has been mentioned here. I'd say she would make a fine pie and slime target

Also, after seeing her Grammy performance beginning outfit, I think SlapstickStuff might need to bring back the top hat, tails, and cane vaudeville look!

One of my closest friends has an OMEGA CRUSH on Sabrina, and I can see why

I don't know much about her to be honest, since I'm not a big fan of most pop music (tho I must admit, "Espresso" is catchy as fuq), but from what I've seen of her, she seems like the kind of personality that falls in a comfortable spot between sexy and silly, awkward and adorable... which adds to the idea of her taking a page out of Katy Perry's book of giant cake pratfalls and award show slimings

I told ya this look was sexy! Just 20 years ahead of the curve....

Realistically, though... You probably won't ever see Sabrina doing anything remotely messy that appeals to "us." Not that she's not game... But that's just not what the culture wants from celebs anymore. If we were in the 1970s, and variety shows with occasional pie throwing were the "thing," then absolutely! (Cher and Charo, among others, took pies on these stupid shows, and they were both probably in the same realm of celebrity as Sabrina now.)

I think Katy Perry has been the only American (female) exception in this century because she clearly LIKES the idea of slapstick. So if she falls into a cake on stage, or gets hit with a pie on social media... That's her specific vision. Is she a "WAMmer"? Who knows. But in a different era, with more WAM in the mainstream (i.e. the 1960s-90s), we would've gotten some EPIC clips from her. [sigh]
We're honestly lucky for the meager amount of WAM content she *has* produced. I'm sure Katy's agents discourage her at every opportunity! (See: Sarah Shahi. Boy did her team shut THAT whole "pie fetish" thing down quick! Also, watch Paradise on Hulu. It's great!)

ANYWAY. This was fresh on my mind because of a couple similar pop stars who DID get well-pied last Sunday.... But only because they live in Brazil, which still has a mainstream TV show that 1) attracts Brazilian celebrities because they can promote their brand to a national audience, and 2) has an element of silliness and pie smashing. Again, it's just a cultural thing. And while the outfit isn't great, it's still kinda cool that the Brazilian equivalent of a Sabrina C is posting stuff like this on her IG....

Oh definitely, this post was just wistful thinking/highlighting her beauty. I'm not holding my breath or anything waiting for her to get messy