The story below is true. The events happened essentially as described. The names have been changed to protect the wet and messy.

When I first saw AOL chat rooms in the early to mid 90's I realized immediately where the world of social media (and business media) was headed. Fortunately for me, I turned out to be right.

And that is where I met Laura on her 21st birthday. in an AOL chat room.

Laura was working her way through school in an area of computers at the time I certainly didn't understand.

I should mention, Laura was (and still is) gorgeous. Great face, great body. Everyone in the chat room at the time didn't believe the picture she sent out was her because she looked like a model. Like everyone else I asked her why she never went into modeling and she said it simply didn't interest her.computers did. And yes I also asked her about making videos for WLP and for the same reason she said she wasn't interested. She thought the vids were amusing but that was it. And she did get why some people would find them a turn on. She always said to me that everyone has kinks."whatever floats your boat."

We stayed in touch during the next few years mostly when she had questions about business.
Mainly because almost immediately upon graduation she was offered a job with a fledgling "computer" company that wanted to hire her as a programmer. However, they didn't have a lot of money to pay her so they asked her if she wanted instead to work for an "equity" stake in the company. She didn't have a full understanding of what that meant so on one very long phone call we went over it and I also put her in touch with someone with legal expertise on the subject. She finally decided she would take their offer and then 3-4 years later another computer company came along and bought the company she worked for. With her equity share she became a multi millionaire and then some..as many people did back then.

It was about at the time of her 30th birthday that I was headed out to the west coast where she lived and I offered to take her out to dinner to celebrate both her birthday and her newfound financial success.

Dinner included the biggest freakin' filet I had ever consumed. But I digress.

They brought a huge dessert tray out..and we each had a piece of cheesecake when she asked"Can you throw cheesecake or just pies?" And I told her my standard line about how throwing cheesecake was blasphemy. Then she asked me how come I never asked her to "play pie?" I told her "I asked you to do vids and you said no." She said "Not vids, I mean the thing you had in your profile"

When I signed on to AOL, it was my friend Jen who said I should put "Pie Play" into my AOL profile with a description.almost as a joke to see how people reacted. It turned out to be a great idea for finding WAM friends.

Anyway, I told her "I thought you didn't have any interest."

She said "Well, you were wrong." "Besides, you're not the only one with a kink you know."

She told me since she was in her teens she liked getting wet in her clothes which evolved into getting wet in her "good" clothes.in more ways than one.

I told her I didn't bring anything with me to play and she said "then we can talk about it for the next time you're here."

And then we adjourned for a tour of her new home. Exactly the kind of house you would think a newly minted millionaire would have. 7000 square foot home with multiple guest rooms which is where I stayed, gorgeous pool, massive dining room/living room combo, fireplaces throughout the house etc.

So, going out to the coast to take her to dinner became a yearly birthday thing as we continued our friendship online, and on the phone all during those times. During that first year she asked a lot about what I enjoyed in regard to WAM roleplay, and we both got a "feel" pun intended, for each other.

Each of the first years I went out there we engaged in some role WAM play that involved her pool and a pie or two, which always ended up in my face not hers. But in the end we both got "wet" in the pool. A very nice way to spend any evening.

(SIDENOTE: I cannot BELIEVE how many women I have run into who love getting wet in their clothes. Most had no interest in getting messy however. Laura was one of those).

She was also big on the "set up" to the roleplay by doing a lot of kissing. I had done some of that with Jen but it was Laura who really turned me on to doing it a lot in role play WAM scenarios. The woman LOVED to kiss and I wasn't about to argue.

It was on Laura's 35th birthday that turned into one unusual WAM experience. It is why I'm writing about this particular one and not the others.

We went out to our usual birthday dinner on Friday but unlike past times I was staying in a hotel because I had a lot of client meetings in the area including a few on Saturday afternoon at the hotel.

Laura had asked me to bring a tux with for a special Saturday "event" which of course I assumed would be similar to our past "play dates." But she also told me two of her friends would be joining us. I wasn't exactly sure how I felt about that or HOW they were to be included but I trusted her.

So when I came to her door I was greeted by two women who were all dolled up and invited me into "Laura's Birthday Party" after of course I put on my tux. There was a big ole birthday sign on the French doors that was covering up my view of the living room/dining room area.

I got dressed and came downstairs and at that time the women who had greeted me at the door introduced themselves as Jenny and Kinzie. They were both wearing blue cocktail dresses that at least LOOKED rather expensive. They then opened the French doors and escorted me into the living room/dining room.

Standing in the middle of the room was Laura, looking gorgeous as usual in a long sleeve red and white leather dress, red heels and her long light brown/blonde hair all curled across her shoulders and front. She looked so pretty that I didn't notice for a few seconds that on each side of her were two tables that each must have had at least 20 pies on them.

The first thing I thought was how come we weren't near the pool?

But then Jenny said "Aren't you going to give Laura a birthday kiss."

And I said "of course."

But before I could Kinzie grabbed me and planted a big kiss right on my lips. "Me first" she said.

And then Jenny grabbed me and did the same thing.

And they both kept alternating and each time not only kissing me but also grinding into me. I was rather "excited."

Then they both pushed me over to where Laura was standing.

Laura says "Oh, I see. It's my birthday, but you want to kiss them?" Well let me give you my own kiss.

And she picks up the big birthday cake from the back of the table.and I think "here it comes" as both Kinzie and Jenny say "oooh, can we help"? as they all put their hands under the cake and walk closer to me.

I could see the cake didn't say "Happy Birthday Laura" but rather."CAKE IN HIS FACE"

"Now this is going to be fun!" Laura says.

And then Kinzie says."It sure is"as she and Jenny lift the cake.. right into Laura's face.

I'm not sure who looked more stunnedLaura or myself.

The cake looked like it exploded into her face and hair.

Jenny and Kinzie just started laughing and quickly ran out of the room while saying in unison "Happy Birthday Laura."

The entire cake just stuck on her face for a few seconds.

Then she put both hands to her face and tried to wipe it off and get it out of her hair mostly to no avail. She made a half cry/half scream noise as she continued to try and get the cake off her face.

I honestly did not know at that point whether she was aware that she was going to get the cake in the face. Remember, she had never been pied in any of our previous "encounters."

She took a towel from a chair and started wiping off her face and her dress constantly repeating "I can't believe it.I just can't believe this."

I had NO IDEA what to say so I just said."see..that's what its like to get pied. So Happy Birthday I guess."

She got a nasty look on her facewent and picked up two pies and said "oh yeah?"

And walked over to me and smooshed a pie in my face and one on the front of my pants. Then she pulled me over by the front of my pants closer to the table and smooshed one on my head. Then one under each arm, then one on my chest.and then a few more in my face. The entire time saying things like "You like pie:? Have some pie" "Pie Pie Pie"."have some more pie."

"So, how do you like those pies?" she said.

I wobbled over to one of the tables and picked up two pies.and then walked up to her.

"Don't you dare!" She said. "Don't you." And I smooshed one of the pies on her chest which made a rather loud thud as she rocked back a bit." Her hands immediately went up to the pie stuck to her chest as she looked down at it..but then raised her head to look up at me with a wide open mouth and that's when I hit her with the second pie dead center in the face.

The crust just stuck there as her hands flailed around at first before she finally reached up to try and clear her face. As she did, I put my hands on the pie still stuck on her chest and began moving it down from her chest all the way down to the bottom of her dress.and then down to her heels.

I stood back up and said."nice heels."

She gave me a "I can't believe you did that" look and then hit me with a pie in the face. Then used a towel to wipe off my face. Then, she hit me with another pie.each time wiping my face before she did the next one. And then smearing the pie all over the front and back of the tux.up and down the front and back of my legs.

She put her hands on her hips and said "anything else?" I said "Laura Laura Laura"and hit her with a pie.and then wiped it off.and then hit her with another pie.and did exactly to her what she did to meand finished up by wiping the pie all over the front and back of her dress.and even a handful or two under the front and back of her dress.

The two of us were literally covered head to toe in white pie cream. Only her hair had spots that didn't have pie in them, but that too was mostly covered. I then piled her hair as much as I could on top of her head and then took one hand and then other and made her hold her hair on top of her head.

I then picked up a pie and let her have another pie right in the face. Her hands dropped to her sides and her hair fell back down.

"Top that" I said.

She stood there for a few seconds and then looked behind her and said: "Watch me"

She reached back under one of the tables and took out a big silver champagne bucket.walked back toward me and poured an entire huge pitcher of chocolate syrup over my head.

Then, she undid the front of my pants, picked up a pie and smashed it into my silk boxers.

She then said "you know I think you need a little more cream" and began to rub the front of my boxers.

And then the French doors opened and Jenny and Kinzie yelled "MAKE HIM CUM!!! MAKE HIM CREAM IN HIS TUX."

Which she did.as they all laughed.




EPILOGUE:

After dutifully putting myself in a plastic garbage bag and walking upstairs to shower, I heard a lot of noise coming from downstairs. Apparently Laura, Kinzie and Jenny put the remaining pies to good use and according to Laura I should have stayed downstairs. Apparently there was a lot of "creaming" I missed. I hate when that happens.

Laura told me later that they had the pies made at a local bakery and they were basically all white whip cream and white icing. The lettering was Laura's idea.

I learned later on that NONE of them had ever done pie in the face stuff but all threeLaura, Jenny and Kinzie had a few wet "encounters" in Laura's pool.

All 3 were coders and programmers so maybe that's where you go to find wetlook women.

Laura and I have become partners in a number of business ventures and she's now living with her significant other who has asked that Laura "curtail" her wet and messy activities.

To this day she won't tell me if the whole thing went the way she planned and if she was supposed to get messy.

It still amazes me how much she has changed and grown and how she is no longer that 21 year old "kid" I met in a chat room all those years ago.


NEXT TIME: "WAMming With A Celebrity"

I just don't understand how some people can get so lucky.
And i don't mean the money! Or even the WaMing!
Finding someone of the opposite sex you are so close to that you hang out in person and talk about your fantasies like that let alone LIVE THEM!

It's sad to think it all ended so easily, over some guy who won't let her live out her fantasies.
But at leaat you two are still in contact.
Oh yeah; SHE SHOULD HOOK YOU UP WITH HER FRIENDS!!!
OR IF NOT YOU HOOK ME UP!!!!!

I'm a bit curious why this isn't in your stories and is posted here?

And I studied analytic philosophy at Vandy (when pies were very cheap).

You lost me. Why WHAT isn't in the stories?

The Blogs and Stories section of UMD. It seems like this kind of thing would do well there.

Anyway, an amazing story. Would love to hear more of your "adventures."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....the first story is there because it doesn't actually have WAM.

I wonder if MM will let me double post or I have to pay WAM fine for doing that.

Another great story! I am really liking reading about all your escapades. You should have started writing them down sooner! Something I have read into with these stories, and please correct me if I am reading into them wrong. That while it is a sexual thing with you, you approach it as something fun to begin with. That it does not have to be sexual and can just be good fun. If I am reading things right, then it would become a lesson for people who are jealous of your life. That if people treated women like people they might have some of the same successes that you have. That it is ok to have goofy fun with something that can turn sexual but have it not turn sexual all the time.

Coming this Fall from Wamdom House Books

"The Secret of Pie-Success! by RobbyWLP"

>Available wherever Fine Buttercream is sold.

Holy cream pie Batman, ain't that the truth.

I used to be able to find Pet Ritz cream pies ALWAYS on sale for like $1.35 each.

I could write a DESSERTATION (I crack myself up) on the purchase and actual use of different cream pies in both videos and personal pie play.

I remember once buying a dozen banana cream pies from Bakers Square and then waiting HOURS for them to get "warm" enough to use and then carefully taking them out of the six hundred pound pie tin they came in. (Yes, I should have done that first..DUH)

Man, I remember the days of cheap-ass PetRitz pies.

They would've still been around by 2004-6, because I was using them then. I remember they were VERY hit-or-miss, either the crust would stick amazingly well or not at all. Even so, they're the only store-bought pies worth a damn. I guess they're completely gone now. (The store where I bought them left the area in 2006 I think...)

I really wish I'd been more "up front" about telling women about pie play.... Back when I knew attractive women IRL. I suspect a few of them would've been down for it. FBOW, once I did, I was already shooting the videos so I "recruited" them to be IN the videos instead.
Any "pie play" we had was after-the-fact and muted by comparison!

Keep the stories coming Robby, this stuff is insane.

You really think they would have? I mean, maybe you were just more of a social butterfly or better with the ladies than I was.

Like, when you say pie play you just mean for fun, or do you mean as a turn-on?
I've gotten a lot of ridicule on here for wishing I got a girl from my past to do stuff because it was a fetish and she wouldn't know it. I don't see the difference here.

Regardless, is it really too late for you to do so?

"Pie Play" was a substitute term for "Humorous Humilation" which I thought sounded a bit "rough."

I loved Jen's name for it. She called it "Personal Theater". Sounded so classy.

I am curious if we'll ever be able connect any of the women from these stories to ones who have featured (or starred) in any WLP videos. Unlike the producers who hire models for their videos (which is totally fine, btw), I feel like adding some context to some of the WLP regulars would be very interesting for the WLP fans out there (me included).

I think when once I realized there are way more harmful things you can ask a woman to do, the ones I asked to engage in WAM play were almost relieved as a result. I also think the Internet, for all it's now many and apparent flaws, is your friend here too. It takes about 2 seconds for even a skeptical person to figure it out!

Nope. None of these stories involve any of the women in the WLP or SPTG videos and that is a conscious choice on my part.

I also believe over time I have done some stories about each video and how I met the "models" for those videos etc. However, I never did go into anything "peronsal" we had done or didn't do because it was........personal.

Another cracking installment Robby.

Pet-Ritz pies used to be as little as 3 for $1.50 in Nashville. Sigh!

This is site is so much more fun than Bears babble, or White Sox angst.

Robby, these stories are amazing. Can you write up an addendum to the epilogue with an extremely detailed speculation of exactly what you missed while you were upstairs and the three ladies were downstairs? I know you weren't there, so it may not be as factually accurate as the event you were present for, but I think many of us would enjoy your educated guess.