Please roast this cake face! Or at least tell me how you'd want to see it ruined! This filthy brat plans on reading them while having her face shoved head first into a cake. I spent over an HOUR doing my makeup just for my date to flake so I'm thinking of using it for my first scene. Why do I take all this time to look pretty, when I fantasize about being trashed? It already feels humiliating to ruin one of my favorite dresses for a night out partying.

I'd gently push your face down into a gooery cheesecake, covering that face of yours in frosting

Definitely a big jug (or several) of custard and then chocolate sauce poured over your face until you can't see anything and your head is just a thick blob of creamy mess.