I'm traveling across the country with my pup, and I thought I'd see if any faces need pied, any bodies slimed, or any men need messed up along my route.

Will be in KC 9/22 and traveling back to NYC

Anyone near Kansas City, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Columbus, Harrisburg, Allentown?

Might be up for a meet up when you're around in NYC!

Absolutely im just right across the river from stl and am more than willung to ne a pie dummy!

I live around an hour from Allentown so I'd be able to drive up that way.

Canton Ohio here! I'm about two hours west of Pittsburg. If you're taking I-80 through PA I wouldn't be much of a deviaiton.

Hit me up when you're back in NYC!

If you ever head to south FL...

Thanks for all the replies and emails and hosts!

I love just showing up, making a mess, and bouncing. Leaving you boys with ALL of the mess adds to the humiliation. I feel like a king!

Update: looking for targets/hosts in Kansas City, Indianapolis, and Harrisburg!

Let me know when you're back in NYC!

wish you were coming to the Atlanta area. Maybe next time! Have fun!

I'm in Columbia Missouri and would love to be a pie target