I'm happy to see I'm only a few hundred views away from the big mess!!! I am going on a fabulous hiking trip for 3 weeks and I am fully confident that my 100,000th hit will be during this excursion.
So don't be scurrd.. I am still going to deliver don't you worry... that being said it will be great to return from my hiatus with the 100,000th gunging for you!!!
There's gonna be chocolate, oatmeal, cake batter, boners, and loads of fun!!!
Throw me more and more suggestions as time goes and I will see you all in the middle of August for a messing of a lifetime!!!
PS I am still waiting on the producers of the live NYC film festival gunging to get me a copy of the performance and hopefully by then I will have straightened out the tax situation here so I can open up my store again!!!