Kicking around the idea of moving to a warmer muddier state since I've got flexibility working remotely. Can't get Florida out of my mind, but Texas or somewhere in the southwest also seem like great places to relocate to. Where should I move to?

Coastal Essex, Uk

Wouldn't this be Australia?

Florida gets cold above Miami and UK definitely would unless it's BOT.

In Clearwater/Tampa here and I go mudding all year long

For it to be warm enough in winter to do outdoor mud activities sometimes, you're pretty much restricted to southern Florida, southern Texas, and southern California. I strongly recommend you visit any area you're contemplating moving to first and find a good mud location before seriously considering moving there.

Anywhere besides California, unless you like livin' in a 'one-party-state'......