Hi everyone,
I had a bet with rear of the year and he's lost it so he's gonna have five different gunge items down the back of his pants while wearing trousers. So any suggestions would be awesome

Golden syrup!

Got to be custard to compliment the golden syrup.
Anything else should be sweet to keep the theme going.

It has to be something lumpy, like baked beans or thick porridge/ oatmeal.

The item can be as evil as you like and then the amount you request.....

Builders bucket of mushy peas!

Builders bucket of cold thick gravy

Hi everyone the amount is now 12 items

It would be awesome if we could flood his pants with enough gunge to make his pants look massive on him, as his ass is huge

My ass is huge is it?

Charming!

Should use some large see through plastic pants taped around the legs!

Also 5 litres thick engine oil

A Bichon Frise.