Hi everyone! I'm new to The UMD (lurked for a few months, but never had an account or posted). I have to say, I love this place so far...it's nice to see the conversations and the way they pan out. Sometimes they are meaningful and lead to a great topic, and sometimes it's an absolute train derailment, it's a blast seeing which way they are going to go.

I've wondered since I started reading the posts, what exactly is Regis? I truly cannot tell if he is a cheap bastard, the hilariously innapropriate friend that everyone loves, the guy people tolerate but don't know what to make of his posts, or anywhere in between. I find his posts hilarious, it seems like he is an inside joke that everyone is in on, but I just thought I would ask.

Now that I'm typing this out; to any poster who reads this, I have truly enjoyed the entertainment you have unknowingly given me over the past few months. I've had a lot of laughs and look forward to many more.

Off-Topic forum

Got it, I will try to delete it now. At least I tried lol. And back to lurking

Binned in the Off-Topic forum. A just fate for the Regemeister, I suppose.

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I'm pretty sure Regis is Kuato, but his symbiote is Bea Arthur.

Regis is my spirit animal. The UMD always comes together in support when it's time for his latest blood test results. He's not bought more scenes from Slapstick Stuff than anybody here.

And he's the only person in history to be served a restraining order thru his UMD inbox.

IF I DON'T CLICK ON THE MESSAGE IT'S NOT LEGALLY BINDING

You must be Michael Cohen's mystery client.

Hey, anybody here a lawyer? Asking for a friend.

Regis is actually a middle-aged woman pretending to be a dude. It happens all the time on the internet.

It's all true, except for the lies.

Who is Regis?

He is Bea Arthur. And he is my father, and my mother, my brother, my friend. He is you and me. He is all of us

Well said.

There's a little bit of Regis inside everyone.

And there's a whole lot of Regis inside certain wam models I'm too gallant to name.

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