With the powerball jackpot over $1 billion, I starting think about what I would do if I won. So I'm courious, if you won the lottery, how would you spend it in WAM? I would go on a WAM world tour. I would vist Wambabes and Messygirl then overseas to see Candy Custard, Jnc splosh, mypierogitive, splosh a girl and mess mistress, Messyworld, and Messy Princess. When I got home I would build a wam room complete with a pie slide, gunge tank, dunk booth and any wam supply you can think of.
I don't know if I would spend much on WAM, either. If I won. I'm quite content with how my hobby is right now, but I would love to travel to Australia and New Zealand, or buy a bigger condo, or buy season tickets for my favourite hockey team. Also, a big screen TV as big as a wall. Sweet. Imagine watching the latest Slapstickstuff on that sucker.
I would probably have to get a divorce first because all the temptations out there would be too much. All the women, pies, and psychoactive drugs I could afford... Maybe it's best that I don't win...
Hire a hitman and have Sarah Shahi's douchebag husband whacked. Wait the requisite year for Sarah to grieve, then invite her for a ride on my private jet, which will of course be full of pies.
Hire a PI and some ace IP lawyers, track down the rightsholders and surviving elements for the Messyfun, Crazygirls, and Splosh videos, then buy up the rights and turn the tapes over to the world's best post house for restoration.
I'd still sit and agonize over whether to spend $3 on an Anglefan video right now, for fear it won't be available in the future, or take the risk of it not being available and wait until a sale in the future brings the price down to $1.
Well, perhaps buy up all the physical gold and silver in the world. Or buy out the Federal Reserve. Whatever it is I'd do with $10^9, I'd do whatever it is I'd have to do to use it strategically to temporarily crash the economy, specifically targeting Wall Street and London banks (which have nothing whatsoever to do with the economy anyway), take control of ALL fiat money, and then reset everything right.
I'd go hire all my favorite models and put together a production company and shoot a wam based tv show that takes place in a bakery ran by cheer leaders next to a strip club. I'll call it "Raw Raw Pies and Poles".
I think giving 90% to specific charities would be a start, keeping 10% for myself. I think unlimited WAM would get old after a while, but I'd like to treat myself to the company of Ariel Andrews for a long session.
My new home would have a bunch of different mud pits with different kinds of mud enclosed in retractable roof structures; beautiful clean-off rooms with wall to wall showers, a wet bar and waterproof stereo; massive closet space; pools, baths, waterfalls and a waterside. Fuck it, add a waterside with liquid mud because 1.5 billion. And there'd be guest huts for my wammer friends to stay for free. I'd also get into producing again but with better equipment, coaching from real photographers/editors, and a series of computers that have no limitations. I'd also fly my favorite models and producers from over the years to stop by and hang out. First class, of course.
Zoidberg Reborn said: Well, perhaps buy up all the physical gold and silver in the world. Or buy out the Federal Reserve. Whatever it is I'd do with $10^9, I'd do whatever it is I'd have to do to use it strategically to temporarily crash the economy, specifically targeting Wall Street and London banks (which have nothing whatsoever to do with the economy anyway), take control of ALL fiat money, and then reset everything right.
At least those of us in Texas would keep a bigger slice of the pie - no state income tax on the winnings So first, I'd take the annuity, which comes out to between $15-20 million net annually to start. Then host two separate gunge gatherings, all expenses (including flights and accommodations) paid - one gathering for straight, one for gay (ok, maybe if I'm generous we can further subdivide). One big long weekend splurge - then I've got my eye on a lovely Victorian era mansion near my office, running only 1.3 million.....
criticism unwarranted said: The Max Keiser influence? Do you have your bitcoins?
Actually, I don't! But, you guessed my influence correctly!
The Beatles sang, "Can't Buy Me Love", so I guess I couldn't buy love with my lottery winnings.
Say, aren't lottery winnings doled out in excruciatingly long annuities? Like, a billion dollars over the course of a billion years? I guess that might work if you're a scientologist, but for those of us not on board the galactic L Ron Hubbardcraft, we'd want/need our winnings sooner.
Anyone here ever win a lottery before, even a small amount? How's that work?
Ariel said: Guys you can buy ME. Literally, I am for sale. Can be bought and paid for easily....fuck a session. The hubs says there is no return policy. However, I am fantastic in the sack. Crazy women usually are from what I hear
Ariel said: Guys you can buy ME. Literally, I am for sale. Can be bought and paid for easily....fuck a session. The hubs says there is no return policy. However, I am fantastic in the sack. Crazy women usually are from what I hear
Love you, too
. I wonder how many models either Anglefan or Rich can get on a short notice...
So first, I'd take the annuity, which comes out to between $15-20 million net annually to start. Then host two separate gunge gatherings, all expenses (including flights and accommodations) paid - one gathering for straight, one for gay (ok, maybe if I'm generous we can further subdivide). One big long weekend splurge - then I've got my eye on a lovely Victorian era mansion near my office, running only 1.3 million.....
