Two men were completely shellacked in pie when I tuned in.
The men then preceded to chase each other around the studio flinging pies at each other while the women hid. One girl in the audience got a bit of pie on her hair.
When this hilarity ran its course the two men faced off at the podium. The winner doubled-pied the loser's (already shellacked) head.
There was an attractive blonde women who appeared to be cleaning a small amount of pie from a throw earlier in the show that I missed.
The attractive brunette (as best I could tell) remained clean.
The final score indicated that only 10 pies were thrown. It looks like the men took 8 or 9 of them.
I guess PoR doesn't want to upset the audience by having a week where the men remain mostly clean and the women take the brunt. That would be cruelty, not comedy, right?
You're not missing anything. The cute blonde YouTuber got pied twice.... and terribly.... by the hot brunette who stayed clean. The older brunette got pied twice by her male opponent (who also stayed clean).... The second hit was actually good. Just "eh" for the recipient.
All the male hits were good, plus they had a long free-for-all where most of the males threw pies at each other while the women hid.
In a race to the bottom to see which Brazilian reboot can waste its potential, CM is still "winning" by virtue of not having a single female get messy in all 3 weeks. But DL ain't far behind. Here's hoping they switch to the all-female teams of vacuous supermodels soon. (Who will still beat the men 2-to-1 somehow, but at least we'll get a couple of solid targets.)
The 3 younger contestants have less than 18. So, if someone decides to post it here, will have to cut the scenes, so only the adult contestants appear.
First, let me also thank everyone keeping an eye on this and reporting it.
This show does remind me of Lucy, though. It's kind of the worst... because while it's almost always going to disappoint, it has so much potential and then 1/10 times actually delivers on some of it, so it's just the right combination of Must-See to Disappointment to really fuck with us... (unlike Conexao Models or something, where there is little anticipation there, we know we're getting assfucked and have moved on)
On their Instagram page, they have the participants for Sunday. One team is a couple older and attractive women and dudes. One dude is that Santos clown with the fake weird nose, so he's guaranteed to get ALL the mess from whomever he's paired against (even if he gets answers right, he's the type to pie himself rather than his opponent).
The other more controversial, for us, side has the younger team. I won't post the picture, in case they're sub-18, but it's a singer called MC Loma, kind of plain looking, some goofball bald dude (guaranteed to get pied at least four times) and a pair of younger twins, Mirella and Mariely. No idea on their age, South America is reverse-Japan where 12 year olds might have fully mature bodies, so who the fuck knows. They look 12-20. I think their last name is Santos.
... and did a little research. Think they're 18. The MC Loma is young, though, so she can't be shown here. IMO, even if they're 18, they look like they might be younger, maybe they should be edited out entirely...
One of the older girls is Milene Pavoro, who gets pied often, but beyond her first pieing on that Ratinho show, her PoR pie hits have been less spectacular. She'll probably get a hit or two, though.
One team is the Ratinho folks. Millie is their "go-to" woman for always showing up on PoR to get pied. The other woman hasn't been pied much, so we'll see. And yeah, the guys are clowns who seem to actively enjoy getting pied. (That said, Fake Nose delivered one of the best PoR hits EVER some years ago, but it was to one of his female Ratinho co-workers. He played like he was gonna be gentle, then just clobbered her and smeared it around. SO the point is.... Ya never know what the Brazil crowd will find "funny".....)
I'm honestly thinking that if the young girls miss questions, they won't get pied well. I can't see the older women (or even men) laying into them. And this is the problem with the current format.... The previous version had all females against all men, of roughly the same age, so the men felt more comfortable pieing their "peers" (and vice versa) than, say, an older woman pieing a girl young enough to be her granddaughter....
For those who care: This was easily the best week of the PoR reboot. 4 full rounds, and the one guy/girl pairing went 3-to-1 against the girl, so that's 11 female pieings amongst 5 different women.
Now to confirm just what a low bar "best" is with the current PoR: None of the hits were amazing, several were weak, and the camera angles were atrocious throughout. (Although, in fairness, the 3 girl group members all seemed embarrassed to keep getting pied, so all of them would turn away from the camera and/or start wiping immediately, so I can't fault the cameraman for the lack of aftermath.)
And the "star" female who we suspect is underage? You're not gonna miss anything.... Her hits towards Millie were weak sauce, and for the final round (I'm not making this up) SHE GOT PIED WHILE WEARING A HALLOWEEN MASK.
Again... Best outing of the season... with PLENTY of room for improvement. Someone bring in Melon Woman for an 8-round pie blowout where she misses every question.
So the women received more pies only because there were more women players? And they were allowed to run and hide after the hit because they didn't want to be caught on camera pie-faced, even though they signed up to be hit with pies on camera. And except for the middle aged women the other females may have mistakenly wandered in from the set of Romper Room. So unless they can provide two forms of identification proving their age this episode will need to be deposited in the trash?
And we're most likely going to have to pay for this embarrassment of riches with the men being out-pied 10 to 1 for the next six months. And to top it all off, Melon Woman is missing in action.
But it's free so I can't complain, even though I just did.
The pies videos are already on youtube. Part at the end of part 2 and part at the start of part 3. Of course it can't be posted here, but for curious: The older women got three pies. Two on the woman with red lipstick and one in the other. The twins(18) got five pies. Three in one, two in the other. For me, some pies deal. Will give an extra work for editors: going on the videos and cutting the scenes.