Hi everyone, 35 year old desperately wanting someone else to pie him. Is there any boy, girl or gender rebel in Cambs, Peterborough or west-ish Norfolk who could find the time and space to splat or pour things on me, and maybe let me quickly get cleaned up and changed afterwards before going on my merry way?
Be good if I could, sadly unable to accommodate, able to travel and would love to splat you with a few pies while you sit on a cake, even give you the thick custard running down you too.
Love you, too
