I've never had a pie to the face before, so I thought I'd try it out this morning. I slapped a couple of sloppy custard pies right in my face, then some rice pudding and cream ones too. I quite liked it - instant mess, what's not to love!
Since I was already pretty mucky, I thought I'd take it to the next level and crack the gunge out n all. I poured blue, green, red, purple and black slime all over me, plus some really thick yellow gloop into my Transformers boxer shorts. After squelching that around I couldn't help but have a crafty wank
Here's some pics and there's a video on my page too if you fancy taking advantage of the low exchange rate. Kerching! As a side note, I wouldn't recommend making gunge with powder paint. I nabbed some from work thinking I had a freebee and ended up spending an hour scrubbing the fucking bath. That wasn't quite as fun.
Great pics! I like all the colors with the paint--you look like a work of modern art--but the simple pie pics are my favorite. Maybe because I'd like to lick you clean, but who knows?!
Love you, too
