Happy New Year! For years I could not decide how to release this material. I didn't think it made sense to make multiple scenes because Dee doesn't clean up and/or dry off between outfits. It really only makes sense as one long scene.
It was mid winter in 2003-2004 and I was starting to think about finding models for dunk tank videos in the spring. I thought I would hire some for indoor shoots so they would be good to go for outdoor shoots. I put out feelers for a model to do a combination shoot. The main goal was a faux dress rehearsal for a pie commercial. The model would read lines and be pied in the face for saying certain words.I explained that it was meant to appear part script part ad lib. After that came lots of surprises.
Surprise number one was the model's mother contacting me for details. I answered her questions about the shoot. She said "my daughter would be fantastic for that." Surprise number two Dee was even more beautiful than her photos. Surprise number three Dee was much better than any model I ever had for a messy scene. She utterly disarmed me from the opening shot.
I handed her a list of phrases that when said, would get her a pie in the face. I explained that the list was a guide. From pie number one she said something not on the list that TOTALLY merited a pie in the face. She then gave me the stink eye when she didn't get one. I hadn't caught on till she said something along the lines of I should have been pied for that. It is totally her show. I just played along with her. She kept saying lines that merited a pie in her face. Only thing was that she kept trying to get them past me.
It starts off with Dee wearing a red dress. The early pies were sticking poorly. They started to stick very well. They were frozen good quality real pies. After a while Dee took the dress off and continued in a Hot Pink Bikini. I forget how many but Dee took a lot of pies. Dee's ad lib was very funny and clever. Dee took pie after pie in a very enjoyable spirit. You just have to see it all to do justice to any of it.
After the pies we had to clean up before we could use the shower. The wet portion can best be described as Dee modeling in four outfits under the shower. She starts out wet and doesn't dry off entirely between outfits. Outfits in shower include hot pink bikini, black one piece with black tights, black turtleneck leotard with black tights and a coral one piece.
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