Honestly, you'd think it would be much easier for a guy to get pied (or caked) around here. I've just been clean for too long and want to take a good pie (or two or ten) from another guy. (I can pie you back as well, but I'm def looking to get messed up). I'm in the greater Philadelphia area, and I'm looking for localish. I work during the week, so I'm available weeknights if you're local and weekends I can travel with some planning, but nothing crazy, say about two hours or so (aka if you're in Indiana or Florida, please do not respond). I'm looking for soon, so only respond if you're free within the next month or so (aka "I sometimes come to pa on business" is not gonna work for me). Only reply if you think we're a match (you want to pie someone or mutual mess, you're interested in sweets and not savory gunge, and you're in my geographic area)

I know I sound particular, but I know what I want (and if you think I sound like an asshole, bring me down a peg or two with some mess)