So. I'm in the very fortunate position of being in a relationship with an amazing woman who occasionally has a WAM session with me (3 times so far).

Although I'm being a bit greedy and don't consider myself entitled to this, I'm really keen to pie her in the face. The trouble is, she's generally very concerned about the physical discomfort of things getting into her eyes, to the extent that it really puts her off it. She suggested goggles but that would render the whole thing pretty much pointless to me.

When I've had pies made of cream and custard in my face, it has gone in my eye but hasn't caused any discomfort at all. However, I wear contact lenses and my eyes are perhaps less sensitive than most.

What are other people's experiences? Do you or your partner have much of a problem with discomfort from these substances? (if not perhaps I could reassure her with some justification!) Which substances do you find least uncomfortable?

Practise makes perfect. Gradually introduce pies directly to the face in this case and your target will become braver over time.

Ginger, my other half, who stars in my clips had trouble getting pie filling up her nose - which put her off initially. She just learned to breathe out over time. Second nature now. I'm able to (appear to) slam them right into the middle of her face quite hard now - even taking stuff thrown (which can actually hurt a lot if you're not careful).

Don't put pressure on. Give and take. You'll get there.