Hooliham just turned 30! And to celebrate, he does something he always wanted to do: try out to be Captain America at the local Comic-Con. The stagehand doesn't see talent there, but does see potential to play the stooge superhero Pie Man... especially because his producer just created a new beer pong spinoff called "Smear Pong" that he's been dying to try out on someone!
Hooliham proceeds to take over 30 pies, multiple slimings, and gets dumped in the pie pool more often than he cares to think about. Not to mention giving a blow job to the host, getting a facial as a result, and taking care of his own business too. Maybe he should have reconsidered.
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