Fuck, marry, kill but with a twist. Instead, it's Pie, Marry, slime. What are you choosing?
I'm going with:
Marry: Ariana Grande Slime: Zendaya Pie: Beyonce
Ariana has already been slimed and she's my first ever celebrity crush so I would marry her for sure. As for the others, Zendaya would look so hot looking up into a bucket of cake batter (just imagine her getting it like the below pic)and if any diva ever deserved to get a good cream pie shoved in her face, it's definitely Beyonce for me.
Just cause you choose to marry one doesn't mean they can't get messy, like Ariana is obviously going to see a few buckets of slime above her head except not like sliming she took when she was like 17 on those game shows she was on, she'll get it realllllll good this time
Beyonce has been slimed before and it was amazing.
4/25/22, 12:30pm: Post previously deleted for linking to something aimed at children, but it turns out it was a commercial for a Nintendo DS which we can consider age-agnostic.
Maybe this is common knowledge, but Beyonce did get slimed in a commercial years ago. It's not amazing, but she's wearing a revealing top and gets a lot messier than you would expect a celebrity of her caliber to agree to:
Marry: Alona Tal (Jo, from Supernatural) Slime: Madison Riley (Grown Ups 1) Pie: Bella Brookz (she isn't a celebrity or actress) she is a brazilian model. Hot brunette and she makes videos like asmr or used to, I don't know if she keeps doing videos like that. All I know my dream is to see this hot woman getting pied, in a MessyGirl-style video, with initiation, big cream pies and covered from head to toe. I will leave a picture of her
Love you, too
