So from the poll I did a couple of weeks back. The winner for my next Splosh adaptation was Pretty Clumsy Woman .
So here is part one. We start with the talk show Asshole & Company. This is a parody of a talk show at the time called Aspel & Company, with Michael Aspel (in our case called Michael Asshole), but he's not available so Michael Parkingspace (a parody in itself of another talkshow host, Michael Parkinson), basically there just taking the Michael.
The host is played by the great Bill Shipton himself. We are introduced to the megastar Louise L'Amour (Louise Hodges). It's a pun ladden first part, not a massive amount of WAM in this first part, but more a feel of what's to come (and looking at Louise you'll want a feel, and will probably come).