I received a litre of each UK salad cream brand over my head.

The aim was to find the smelliest and most humiliating. My poor head turned an unrecognisable pale yellow and I smelt so bad by the end.

Here are the stink results out of 10:

Heinz 8
Chef Larder 7
Sainsburys 7
Crucials 6
Asda 5
Cheap Sainsburys 5
Coop 4
Cheap Asda 4

I smelt so so bad after that it made me gag.

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Patsy Pastry The Very Stinky Clown x

Below: Me worried about getting this extreme humiliation and teaser photo halfway through x