You know me by now.

I love smelly humiliation and am always on the look out for enhancing the flutters it gives me.

Stay with me. I always have to get my head, face at a minimum plastered in something smelly, like salad cream, Branston pickle or ketchup.

I've tried a head topper to finish off of tuna and sweetcorn sandwich filling, or egg salad.

I've also tried eye covering with cucumber, boiled egg and tomato slices.

Now I'm thinking of something up my nostrils such as sausages.

Something to fit in my ears like celery sticks.

Knicker filling to. I'm thinking tuna chunks or similar. Seems apt.

Give me ideas that, of course are safe

Patsy
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Face plant into a bowl of baked beans with a ketchup and vinegar topping.

Pickled onions in the nostrils

Mayo and salad cream over the head

Lots more baked beans in the knickers

And a gherkin in the arse for good measure

You need to go international:

Rakfisk is a Norwegian dish made from fermented trout.

Surstrming is lightly salted, fermented Baltic Sea herring.

Durian fruit from Asia and comes in various forms, including pudding, etc. It smells like gym socks, caramel, garbage water - and, in my opinion - vom....but some people love it, so, whatever...

I'd also suggest mixing a small bit of tequila in with your mess to add an unexpected pungency to whatever horrid, slimy atrocity you choose to engulf yourself in.

Sounds interesting. Will try some of these out apart from the last suggestion. It's an exit not an entrance!

Wear gym socks for about a week and then stuff them in your mouth while you have salad cream, broccoli soup and clam chowder covering your head. Squish mac & cheese between your toes. Chocolate, peanut butter and sweet corn down your knickers. Tuna and sweet corn over your head. Hold a sign say I stink

OR be dressed as the evil nanny villainess and get hit with "soiled" diapers and puke (obv. fake) but completely humiliated

All good ideas. I'm going to get later a complete head, neck and shoulders plastering in very smelly Heinz Salad cream. Going to look an unrecognisable pale yellow and stink like an egg salad sandwich that's been left on a cars dashboard in Summer x

You could try it in the entrances, though

Loads and loads of Egg Mayo Sandwich filler...

excites me but terrifies me at the same time all this savoury stuff!

Check out my photos. After a salad cream face plastering, I love having a family size egg mayo sandwich filler dumped on top of my head. It's been suggested that I should buy an oversize bra for filling up with things. Egg mayo sounds an ideal stinky option.