But not in the fun way. It was still in the glass jar.

And I was in the area because ... I was cleaning up another jar of pasta sauce that fell!

Ouch! That sounds like a significan health and safety failure on someone's part. Hope you're OK.

As far as I can tell, I'm fine. I have a quarter-sized knot on my head, and a coworker said she noticed a bit of a stutter. I've always had the stutter, I can just hide it, usually.

I have a manager who, to call him milquetoast is an insult to things that are bland and uninspiring. He said he couldn't sleep because he was thinking about me. I think that's the first time I've ever heard a guy say that about me. Wish it were under better circumstances.

We're at the tail end of a remodel, and some other workers were banging shelves on the other side into place. This was causing stuff to fall. This whole week has been stopping what I'm doing to address a broken liquid.