The pies in my first video were too runny! The pies in my second video were too thick! I'm just gonna keep getting creamed until we get this right!

...I think I got it right.

As always, leave your thoughts in the comments... I hope you're enjoying these little raw vids while I'm saving up some scratch to shoot the real thing. I think you'll be pretty pleased with what I've got in store.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z3x3AvS220

Out of a Goldilocks technique, I think you found the "just right" pie here. Good splatter, sticks to the body, looks like it'd rub in well.

Though I'm still not convinced the scientific method has been properly used as we need to see how the pie looks getting washed away with slime....

So if we keep saying the pies are not quite right, you'll keep hitting yourself w/ more?? Hmm, I think those were too thin, no too thick, hehe! No pie is just right until it's all over your face!

These pies have the right consistency but you need to test other colors and flavors so your viewers can decide which ones are best for you.

These pies are excellent! They stick for a bit, but I like that they slowly drip down - I think the crust helps with that. Great job!

Man, I love your dedication to the craft. You look so sexy covered in pie.

Perhaps try that cream recipe without the chocolate filling so it sticks to your handsome face better?

I imagine there are a few of us who would be happy to help you smear those pies in your face if you are looking for help