...use the forum as a stream of consciousness jerk off session for scenes that will never happen, allow me.

The golden age of Hollywood had so many beautiful women...Rita was never pied, but it would have been awesome

Nipple clamps please!

Ok, just gimme a second to take my shirt off and find someone to take the pic...

Should've made it a poll.

I know...but the top choices are Rita, Barbara Stanwyck in her prime, or me in nipple clamps!

(Wonders if MM is shaking his head,wondering what nincompoopery I'm bringing to his forum)

Send those cows to the slaughterhouse. Veronica Lake or bust!

She had her charms.

Or Gloria Grahame, if Veronica needs someone to mud wrestle.