What has been an odd situation you have been in? Has anyone ever gotten stuck while getting messy? Obviously like outdoor mud...but what about setting up indoors? Public situations, anyone ever caught you in the act?

I kinda always wondered about getting in my climb in balloon and someone walking in and just seeing this massive balloon with someone inside lol.

I got stuck in mud that was far deeper than I thought it was once. The only way I could get my feet out was to leave my shoes behind. I had to go home in my very muddy socks and did get some odd looks!

I narrowly avoided an awkward situation this summer. I'd gone to explore a marshy area about 7 miles from my home. I stripped down to a pair of trunks and left my clothes and car keys behind a tree, and went walking through a wide area of marshy forest looking for mud. When I came back, I realised that I'd walked in a wiggly line through acres of pretty much identical looking terrain, and I had no idea where my clothes were. I had a frantic half hour of searching, terrified I'd have to walk the 7 miles home to get my spare car keys wearing only a pair of muddy trunks! I found where I'd left my stuff eventually, but it was a terrifying half hour while I was looking...

I got caught once sneaking into a quarry. I was with my partner and we got seen ducking through a fence by a nearby farmer, who called the owner of the quarry.

Luckily we hadn't stripped off and got into the mud (which was looking sooooo inviting), when the owner yelled out to us. So we heading back to the car and the guy asked us what we were doing.... so I was completely honest with him... told him we wanted to cool off nude in the mud. He smiled and said sorry guys can't allow that and asked us to leave.... which we did.

I haven't been back to that quarry since, but I will go there again.... some day

Guess my oddest situation was heading out to my favorite mud spot one summer afternoon. Stripped down naked and having a great time when a sudden storm rolled in. It was bad enough that I cut the session short and headed for cover...out of the somewhat open lake / creek area and toward the edge of the woods. A few moments later KABOOOMMMMM!!! huge bolt of lightning literally less than 100 yards (90 meters! for everyone else) away.

So I'm thinking WOW.... what would they think to find my dead, naked, muddy body here and all my clothes, backpack and 'clean-up gear' stashed on the other side of the mud hole! I'd hate to be the investigator trying to put that all together!

I always look for a clean off spot first. Then I strip there, (down to my undies), and hide my clothes under shrubs or rocks. This one time I decided to strip at my truck and leave my clothes in the truck. I walked to the spot, (which I'd been to before), got in had my fun and then realized I'd locked my keys in the truck... Had to walk a mile in my underwear to a pay phone. Luckily I belonged to AAA. The AAA guy asked no questions. Opened my truck and I left.

I enjoy it a lot to go into public places with the models and shock the 'normal' people. Love the surprised looks.
Here is a shot with a friend from Italy, covered in black oil, on a sidewalk in central Berlin at night in summer 2017.

That is cool @c3001 !

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After a muddy sock filling trip. I needed to get to the beach to clean up. I parked at out close to the beach and started for the beach when a cop pulled up. I tried to hurry my step but my legs were to heavy to run. He yelled for me to stop. When he reached me he told me I couldn't part there at that time of night. He wanted me to go back to my car and move it. I had to ask him if I could at least wash off first. He asked me what happened. I said you don't want to know. He let me continue to the beach to wash off.