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Hooliham and his partner were invited to a Halloween potluck recently, and he made two grave faux paus.
First, showing no shame whatsoever, he dressed as a "sexy mermaid." Read the room, bro.
Second, his contribution to the potluck was a bunch of very mediocre desserts, including a bunch of unappetizing looking pies (made fancy with a "dollop of pink whipped topping on each) and a ridiculous pink cake.
The desserts didn't make it out the door, and neither did Hooliham, who got stripped to his underwear, stripped again to the nude, then spent the night cleaning himself up (and trying to salvage his costume) after being on the receiving end of every pie and cake he made. All while his partner went to the party without him. What a waste of a day.
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