Labyrinth said: So, normally I prefer getting messy with dessert food, or mud, or occasionally gunge. Savoury food is normally a bit gross because of the smells, but today I found a savoury food that doesn't smell (too bad), and has an interesting quality to it for getting messy.
It sounds horrible, but it's really not! It's lovely!

The substance was a particular type of Cheese Sauce. It's Tesco's own brand of pre-made cheese sauce. It comes in two different sized tubs (but let's face it, you're only going to want the large tub!), and costs about £2.50 ish iirc.

The refreshing thing is this doesn't have a strong smell like you'd expect a cheese sauce to have. And better still, it has an incredible texture.

I tried underwear filling with it, and it was amazing. When you tip the pot, the "sauce" stays together as a sort of gelatinous blob and all goes in at once, however it's soft enough to then splodge nicely onto or into whatever it lands on/in. It's like a WAM rapid delivery system!

Once it breaks down it goes a little like scrambled egg in texture/appearance, but the clean up isn't too bad as it breaks down easily in the water.

Definitely worth a try!!

Gunge Lad Shef said: "it goes a little like scrambled egg"

Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope.

No no no, Sam I am, I do not like cheese sauce over my head or down my pants.


More for you to enjoy though buddy, have fun!