Just a vignette, in which the writer is dominating his hapless partner.

https://umd.net/stories/i/the-beach-ball-pies-in-the-face

Very enjoyable - love the dialogue.

Thank you!

Very glad to see you back sir!

Thank ye.

I have another one in the works. Long-form, slow-build, maybe my favorite one written to date.

I have! I commissioned one, a few years back, and they didn't understand what "pie in the face" really meant, even after I'd shown examples. It was.... sad

That said, might be time to commission a new one for publlcation.