I never thought I'd see the day but yes,the beautiful Messy Cherry is available for Slapstick sessions.
Same rules,prices as when booking me so don't ask for nudity,prostitute type services (yes a handjob counts as prostitute services!!) and we are both ok if you want to cross dress (Mike says even 'slightly miffed dressing' is allowed too...ha!ha!ha!)
As usual you can get us messy/we can get you messy/or we both get messy.
We are ok being tied up,gagged,blindfolded and tieing you up.
We have access to a dungeon set too now for an extra £150 as well as the normal room.
She will do a bikini for £100 extra,I suppose I will too because it's a reasonable request but I'm not keen but a swimsuit is ok (just don't like my tummy being seen-it's me not you,trust me!)
You can book either of us or both of us together.
We are both ok being a domme too.
No the individual rate doesn't come down for booking two of us (think it through....just because you you want two people doesn't mean I want less for me,in fact for me it's better for it just to be me as I don't have to mess about liaising with Cherry!)
However something new to add value.
If you book a session and don't be a cock trying to get discount and Mike thinks you are polite enough etc we will let you have 5 free downloads from my UMD store films for free.
You get these AFTER the session by email from Mike as a reward for being polite and respectful to me or Cherry or both.
So you know I have only ever had to ban 3 people out of loads who have had sessions and it was for pushing for more on the day,following me in the bathroom as I was trying to shower off after a shoot etc
People like that get thrown out and banned,and that was me by myself so think what will happen if Mike is there-ha!ha!
However she is available so WOOHOO!
Availability wise for the rest of the year well as you know I've lost most of November because of my fall and neck and back injury so 28th November is my first booking to catch up on the backlog.
These are the available dates at this exact second!
It's usually only Mon/Tues because of my normal life/kids etc and you MUST be gone by 3pm but in December I'm adding other days because of the backlog.
So it's:
Cherry or Jessie Friday Dec 2nd 11am or 12pm start times
Cherry or Jessie Wed Dec 7th 11am or 12pm start times
Cherry or Jessie Mon Dec 12th 11am or 12pm start times
Cherry or Jessie Wed Dec 14th 11am or 12pm start times
Cherry or Jessie Mon Dec 19th 11am or 12pm start times
Everything else is booked up until Jan and Feb
So please INBOX if you are serious only please.
So to remind you of what a session is like here you with some pics of past sessions and a few of Cherry!
If any of my customers want to say what they thought of a session with me (except those who have been banned...ha!ha!) please feel free to say if you enjoyed it!

Jessie is always super gorgeous and really sexy,I like her!!!

This is my experience of a session with Jessie...
https://umd.net/forums/visit-to-jessies

Sadly I'm not in a position to do another one at the moment but I do hope to do it again at some point. (I'm not banned as far as I know! ). I would thoroughly recommend it if you get the chance.

Jessie is one of the best all time greats in the messy world of slapstick.
Jessie really enjoys having messy fun.
Highly recommend Jessie and Cherry.
Jane.

You deffo aren't banned!
Thanks for commenting!

Thankyou Sarah Jane!
We ALWAYS have the best fun!
Can't wait for our session (you're the first session since my accident so it's a great one to start with you Snooty Cafe Owner you!!)

I've had three sessions with Jessie, and I don't think I've ever had more fun getting messy. The first was a simple game of rock paper scissors with obvious results for the losers, while the second saw us both gunging each other with random picks from a bucket. Somehow an ominous bottle of curry sauce lasted until the very end, and then ended up over Jessie. She got me back though.

For the last session I just sat in a chair while Jessie just went to town on me with all sorts of messy stuff. I don't think I've ever been messier.

So yeah, she's amazing and you should definitely take the chance of a session with her if you can. I'm sure Cherry's great too!

Seeing you guys post is reminding me that certain people are such fun to get messy with.
It is fun isn't it?
That's what these recent films have been like with Mike,my sister Erica,Cherry and Cherry's sister Daisy!
This is how it should be and I really want to thank those you have bought customs and booked sessions before and again now,esp those who used to have photoshoots/sessions/customs when I was doing topless but have still shown loyalty to me now I'm only doing clothed work.
It really makes me feel valued for me and not just my body!

Huh.

You have a non-wam pic in your collection of you wearing a fur coat, with a bucket on your head.

Is that some fetish I'm not aware of that someone asked for?

I would SO get banned.

Personally I think its a good fashion statement!

Non Wam pic?
Why say that when I'm trying to earn a living here and trying to pay my own way so i can pay for the kids Christmas so I don't have to borrow off Mike?
For the record this IS a WAM pic but you don't know what substance was IN the bucket and was squished right onto my head so the bucket couldn't move.

Well, relax. I was making a joke.

My definition of a "non-wam pic" is a pic where I don't see any mess in it. Since I see none in this pic, I made my humorous line about a unique fetish.

However, I guess the joke doesn't work if I have to explain it.

My apologies for my error in thinking the bucket was empty. I will keep the sarcasm to a minimum next time I'm inclined to post in one of your threads.

Oh,sorry I didn't get the joke given I knew there was mess in there plus even when explained it wasn't that funny!
No probs though now you explained what you were attempting to do.
I just didn't want a thread that took me an hour to write and download about 40 free photos to have one photo picked out of the 40 and to for it to go bizarrely off topic seeing as I'm trying to restart my work after a year off ill and multiple setbacks in the first month back.
Ok so back to sessions/customs etc
Thanks to all those who have enquired.
Cherry can't believe people are so interested so that is going well bar a couple of weirdo's who have messaged and Mike has told to fuck off.

A Couple of the pictures Jessie uploaded are from a session I had with her last year and I would definitely recommend anyone to book in a session as its awesome. I definitely would book again in the hopefully not too distant future !!!!

Thankyou!

Update on availability

Cherry or Jessie Friday Dec 2nd 11am or 12pm start times BOOKED THANKS
Cherry or Jessie Wed Dec 7th 11am or 12pm start times BOOKED THANKS
Cherry or Jessie Mon Dec 12th 11am or 12pm start times AVAILABLE
Cherry or Jessie Wed Dec 14th 11am or 12pm start times BOOKED THANKS
Cherry or Jessie Mon Dec 19th 11am or 12pm start times BOOKED THANKS

Re. the one available Dec date of Monday 12th I/we/Cherry could do Tuesday 13th instead if anyone wants that.

Just to advise (yet again!) neither of us will do topless/nude nor anything sexual which includes handjobs/blowjobs/bob-a-jobs/steve jobs etc
Also DON'T message me asking me how I can get you messy if you haven't got the money now.
If you need to save up,get a job,borrow from your dead mother propped up in a chair etc it all counts as timewasting as does missed payment deadlines.
So only genuine people,wanting WAM slapstick sessions,with the money in place need apply.
Also if I say Cherry won't do something or I won't do something then that's the answer.
Asking me again twice won't change the answer but WILL make me think you aren't to be trusted and I'll politely decline doing business with you.
To the people who have come back and to the 4 new people you are doing it just right,polite and reliable is what I like.
Thanks
Jessie x

I had an absolutely brilliant messy session with Jessie Yesterday,it was just so much fun.
Thank you Jessie.
Jane

Oh Jane,
It was my first session with a customer for over a year and I was so grateful it was with you.
It was great fun (as always with you) and both Mike and I were really pleased to see you.
After you went he got that car in Wales sorted and I persuaded him to stay a bit longer and he took me and my son for dinner and then he amazingly had a traffic free run to London!
So it became a perfect day!
Here is a pic of me in my waitress costume before we got messy
PLEASE don't delay in sending the filming etc to us!
Thanks Jessie and Mike xx

Now I just want a stevejob, whatever that is.

Go on then Regis you can have a Steve Jobs!
You get to play at being a zillionaire and send me a huge amount of money and if I think it's enough I get pied!

Update on session availability

Cherry or Jessie Friday Dec 2nd 11am or 12pm start times BOOKED THANKS
Cherry or Jessie Wed Dec 7th 11am or 12pm start times BOOKED THANKS
Cherry or Jessie Mon Dec 12th 11am or 12pm start times BOOKED THANKS
Cherry or Jessie Wed Dec 14th 11am or 12pm start times BOOKED THANKS
Cherry or Jessie Mon Dec 19th 11am or 12pm start times BOOKED THANKS

Just to say thankyou very much to the guys who have already been and thanks to those who have booked and adhered to the payment requirements.
It's been an interesting return to sessions for me after so long out of it.
Done right it really is fun for me and the customer.
To the guy who felt he was above the payment rules please note how easy it was to re-book your place with someone who understands that I can't plan a session around a 'maybe'.
There is way too much work to do,arrangements to make etc

So if anybody is else is interested we are now booking for January still and Feb is pretty available.
Regards Jessie