sorry if already posted, but new to me. Not great, but not the worst, either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTz2xmRxgjE

They stole my free public domain pie music!!!

That's what I get for being a cheepskate.

To paraphrase 'Half Man, Half Biscuit'
"You've got a shit pie, and that's an awful wig"