Hey

It's been a while since I got messy and that needs to change. If anyone is creative enough to think of the most disgusting and humiliating experience and wants to do the deed get in touch. I guess I could always put the top choices to a vote and get the community to decide.

have a few tins off beans over you. fill your boxers with custard and trifle. then pie yourself

Visit a McDonalds.

Haha! Then what?

buy a milkshake and pour it over you