For you fans of SS160 Mya.... the sweet girl-next-door from 2016 who got nicely wrecked in two top-notch scenes.... COVID turned out to have a silver lining! Now that she can't train clients anymore, Mya was FINALLY ready to come back to SlapstickStuff.... a little older, a little fitter, and a little more skin. And damn if she didn't miss a beat!

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I don't need to sell this scene beyond the following stats: 15 pies, 5 cakes, one bucket of orange slime, one Bowl of Glop (TM), and 80 minutes per angle.... with Mya spending most of that time either giving you fitness tips, getting covered in mess, giving fitness tips WHILE covered in mess, or just playing in the mess like a lil' kid. The girl is seriously unflappable, and I always tend to go overboard with her scenes because... Well, she can handle it!

Or to quote an early buyer: "The amount of mess was insane and she never complained instead just suggested different ways to pie her LOL!"

LOTS of pics below, plus a preview of the final edit and some GIFs that barely scratch the surface. (Try doing those scissor kicks at the gym sometime, with your head NOT covered in frosting, and see how well you do!) And yes, she's definitely coming back.... She's having too much fun to stop now!

Video clips....
https://youtu.be/WW1DiA1Pmhc

https://youtu.be/79jx5JOK3mQ

Oh yeah, I love this sweetheart. At least there's one good side to Covid...

Girl Next Door: cute, funny...and biceps bigger than mine!

Great work again! The scissor kick gif is hilarious on its own. Not to mention exhausting

How we know Rich is a maniacal villain:

Mya : Is that an evil laugh?
Rich: No that's my normal laugh.

So glad you got her back, Abby is my all time favorite of yours, but Mya is a close second!

Fantastic pics and clips of Mya, Rich!

This months highlights:

The alleged on screen debut of Elvis the Cat (the day that no doubt lovely cat arrives centre stage will be a better day)

Mya accidently gunging her crotch in a hilariously unintentional move

And even some extra self pies at the end, God I feel spoiled

I dig Abby too! Funny enough, both her and Mya had a kid in the wake of shooting with me....(Yeah, not like that tho.....)

This was Elvis' first time wandering onto the set (filling the void left by Presley?).... but NOT his on screen debut. He took center stage back in SS232!
You're forgiven for not focusing on him tho....

Beautiful

You consistently use really good cakes.

(somewhere in the Carolinas in 2016)

Rich: So, Mya...great shoot...ready to return soon?

Mya (wiping cream from her ears) : Yeah, suuuuuuuure...all that's needed is the total destruction of my clientele thanks to a global plague. See ya.

(somewhere in the Carolinas in 2021)

Rich: So, Mya...you know that global plague thing?

Her reactions are great.

Love those open-mouth shots with the heavy white cream towards the bottom of the set. Was that just over-whipped cream or was that batter? Looks amazing.

Hiroki Cream-esque.

Hahaha thanks all! The Bowl of Glop (TM) is a trade secret but yeah, Mr. TheDude.... You basically got it. And now that you mention it, Mya definitely has that tendency with those Asian girls to "play" in the cream afterwards.

We actually just shot a "sequel" to the Scene 2 pratfall skit which is even crazier and messier, and by the end she's basically doing a Neutrogena commercial (splashing the water into her face), but with chocolate sauce. It's kinda amazing. Normally I don't tease stuff coming WAY down the line, but I just finished shooting it, so.... It's still fresh.

Sadly, it was even dumber than this. About once a year from 2017-19, we'd have this convo...

Rich: So Mya, what do you think about shooting again?
Mya: Oh yeah! I had so much fun last time! Let's do it!

(day of shoot or night before)
Mya via text: Hey Rich, sorry I'm not gonna be able to do this. [insert lame excuse]

We've discussed this now, and she blames her ex BF, which.... OK, sure. And yes, now that he's out of the picture (AND she's a single mom whose income has definitely dropped due to a global pandemic), she's gone from flake to 100% reliable. But for years she was easily my most frustrating ex-model: Tons of potential, seemingly eager to return, but basically the shoot equivalent of Lucy with the football.

ANYWAY. The fact that she's now a model who shows up EARLY and is starting to pull off GOAT levels of pratfalls and insane mess is, frankly, the one silver lining of 2020. (Oh, and I just uploaded new photo/video evidence of said pratfall skills this morning....)