I had to have my first colonoscopy Thursday. Two years before it's usually recommended but had some issues that warranted it. When I came out of the sleep the nurse asked "do you have any questions for us?" I responded "what is the nature of man? Are we basically good or basically evil?" Apparently that wasn't quite what they were after. She said, "I have no real answer for you. How do you feel?" My response was, "with my hands" -- that one got a solid groan.

HAHAHA Yes, I've been told I've said my fair share of strange things waking up from general.

Welcome to the world of medical butt stuff!