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"Musing about pie threads.."
I think its amazing how much there is to discuss about so simple as a pie in the face. Think about it. We have threads that debate things like:
Crust or no crust?
All white or colored?
Shaving cream or real pies?
How to get them sticky
Thrown or pushed?
Pushed/thrown hard or gently?
Naked or clothed?
Used as humiliation or enjoyment?
Plot or no plot?
Best dialogue deserving a pie?
Single girl or multi-girl?
Let the models do it or an off screen producer?
Pie barrages: good or bad?
Wipe or no wipe?
How many pies is overkill?
What am I forgetting?
Crust or no crust?
All white or colored?
Shaving cream or real pies?
How to get them sticky
Thrown or pushed?
Pushed/thrown hard or gently?
Naked or clothed?
Used as humiliation or enjoyment?
Plot or no plot?
Best dialogue deserving a pie?
Single girl or multi-girl?
Let the models do it or an off screen producer?
Pie barrages: good or bad?
Wipe or no wipe?
How many pies is overkill?
What am I forgetting?
Do I dare even fathom the remote possibility of delving into such an abstract and overwhelmingly sophisticated notion? God I knew I should have gotten a writing gig.
PieWriter said:
Bozo1 said: I think its amazing how much there is to discuss about so simple as a pie in the face. Think about it. We have threads that debate things like:
Crust or no crust?
> Yes.
All white or colored?
> White.
Shaving cream or real pies?
> Sure!
How to get them sticky
> Sugar. Marshmallow. Sugar. Guar gum.
Thrown or pushed?
> Yep.
Pushed/thrown hard or gently?
> Ok.
Naked or clothed?
> Yes. No. Maybe. Here, hold this.
Used as humiliation or enjoyment?
> Enjoyment.
Plot or no plot?
> Absolutely
Best dialogue deserving a pie?
>Anything starting with the letters between A~Z and the numbers 0~9
Single girl or multi-girl?
> If you insist,
Let the models do it or an off screen producer?
> actually,
Pie barrages: good or bad?
> Do fish swim?
Wipe or no wipe?
> watch wear you step?
How many pies is overkill?
> Define 'overkill'
What am I forgetting?
the check.
Crust or no crust?
> Yes.
All white or colored?
> White.
Shaving cream or real pies?
> Sure!
How to get them sticky
> Sugar. Marshmallow. Sugar. Guar gum.
Thrown or pushed?
> Yep.
Pushed/thrown hard or gently?
> Ok.
Naked or clothed?
> Yes. No. Maybe. Here, hold this.
Used as humiliation or enjoyment?
> Enjoyment.
Plot or no plot?
> Absolutely
Best dialogue deserving a pie?
>Anything starting with the letters between A~Z and the numbers 0~9
Single girl or multi-girl?
> If you insist,
Let the models do it or an off screen producer?
> actually,
Pie barrages: good or bad?
> Do fish swim?
Wipe or no wipe?
> watch wear you step?
How many pies is overkill?
> Define 'overkill'
What am I forgetting?
the check.
wamajama said: white plastic chair, or 'other'...?...thus also: sitting or standing (or lying down)?
Also: runny v. thick/viscous/gooey/sticky pie ingredients
Also: runny v. thick/viscous/gooey/sticky pie ingredients
I thought of including "white plastic chair or not?" but I figured there was no debate to that. lol I thought we decided the wpc was uninspired and unoriginal.
I did forget "runny vs. sticky" though!
Saturation Hall, Langstonedale
Lord of the Pies
Consider non-facial use:
Slammed onto a model's butt vs stuffed down inside her clothes.
Slammed onto a model's butt vs placed on a chair and sat on.
Breast slam vs crotch slam?
Pies vs flans?
Slammed onto a model's butt vs stuffed down inside her clothes.
Slammed onto a model's butt vs placed on a chair and sat on.
Breast slam vs crotch slam?
Pies vs flans?
Saturation Hall - Forth! The Gungemaidens!
My opnions:
Crust or no crust?
No crust.
All white or colored?
White.
Shaving cream or real pies?
Real pies.
How to get them sticky?
Very sticky.
Thrown or pushed?
Pushed.
Pushed/thrown hard or gently?
Both.
Naked or clothed?
Always clothed.
Used as humiliation or enjoyment?
Both.
Plot or no plot?
Plot.
Best dialogue deserving a pie?
Can be.
Single girl or multi-girl?
Multi girl.
Let the models do it or an off screen producer?
If you like.
Pie barrages: good or bad?
Better not.
Wipe or no wipe?
Sometimes, but not all the time.
How many pies is overkill?
Any you like.
Crust or no crust?
No crust.
All white or colored?
White.
Shaving cream or real pies?
Real pies.
How to get them sticky?
Very sticky.
Thrown or pushed?
Pushed.
Pushed/thrown hard or gently?
Both.
Naked or clothed?
Always clothed.
Used as humiliation or enjoyment?
Both.
Plot or no plot?
Plot.
Best dialogue deserving a pie?
Can be.
Single girl or multi-girl?
Multi girl.
Let the models do it or an off screen producer?
If you like.
Pie barrages: good or bad?
Better not.
Wipe or no wipe?
Sometimes, but not all the time.
How many pies is overkill?
Any you like.
LonelyBozo said: Hello, you impostor you! 
You know who you are! Now I ain't uh gonna say no names. (Bozo1) But I'm the 'REAL' Bozo around here! "The World's Most Famous Clown" 
And there's not enough room on this here UMD, for the both of us. So I could challenge you to a Duel. Pies @ 10 paces. But I'd rather not. I'm a pacifist ya know. Anywho...I decided I'd show you up instead; by adding the coup de grace to your little musing about pie threads:
Clown or Regular Person throwing pies?
(Drop Da Mike!)
Huh? What do ya say? I say Clown. And Oh...by the way, I'm just joking w/ ya Bozo1. lol You're the King! Cause I sure don't want to be Bozo #2.
SHEESH!!! 
You know who you are! Now I ain't uh gonna say no names. (Bozo1) But I'm the 'REAL' Bozo around here! "The World's Most Famous Clown" And there's not enough room on this here UMD, for the both of us. So I could challenge you to a Duel. Pies @ 10 paces. But I'd rather not. I'm a pacifist ya know. Anywho...I decided I'd show you up instead; by adding the coup de grace to your little musing about pie threads: Clown or Regular Person throwing pies?
(Drop Da Mike!)
Huh? What do ya say? I say Clown. And Oh...by the way, I'm just joking w/ ya Bozo1. lol You're the King! Cause I sure don't want to be Bozo #2.
SHEESH!!! I post more than you so I am the REAL Bozo!!!
So take THIS!!
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Bozo1 said:
I post more than you so I am the REAL Bozo!!!
So take THIS!!
LonelyBozo said: Hello, you impostor you! You know who you are! Now I ain't uh gonna say no names. (Bozo1) But I'm the 'REAL' Bozo around here! "The World's Most Famous Clown" And there's not enough room on this here UMD, for the both of us. So I could challenge you to a Duel. Pies @ 10 paces. But I'd rather not. I'm a pacifist ya know. Anywho...I decided I'd show you up instead; by adding the coup de grace to your little musing about pie threads:
Clown or Regular Person throwing pies?
(Drop Da Mike!)
Huh? What do ya say? I say Clown. And Oh...by the way, I'm just joking w/ ya Bozo1. lol You're the King! Cause I sure don't want to be Bozo #2. SHEESH!!!
You know who you are! Now I ain't uh gonna say no names. (Bozo1) But I'm the 'REAL' Bozo around here! "The World's Most Famous Clown" And there's not enough room on this here UMD, for the both of us. So I could challenge you to a Duel. Pies @ 10 paces. But I'd rather not. I'm a pacifist ya know. Anywho...I decided I'd show you up instead; by adding the coup de grace to your little musing about pie threads: Clown or Regular Person throwing pies?
(Drop Da Mike!)
Huh? What do ya say? I say Clown. And Oh...by the way, I'm just joking w/ ya Bozo1. lol You're the King! Cause I sure don't want to be Bozo #2.
SHEESH!!! I post more than you so I am the REAL Bozo!!!
So take THIS!!
Gentlemen, gentlemen... lets keep it civil. I am sure there are enough pies, whacky costumes, corny jokes, cold seltzer and cheap laughs for both!
ABGamma said: Hair coverage necessary or not?
Yup. Pie must get in the hair, or be applied liberally/rubbed in. And don't forget the good old 'pie collar'...
Bringing pleasure to literally tens of people!
Crust and cream
All white
Real heavy cream-pies_ no foamy cream
Pushed gently
Naked
Joy of humiliation
Plot
Panties filled with pie followed by a bare handed spanking
2 girls
Off-screen producer
20-30 is sufficient
No wipe
50+
CG
All white
Real heavy cream-pies_ no foamy cream
Pushed gently
Naked
Joy of humiliation
Plot
Panties filled with pie followed by a bare handed spanking
2 girls
Off-screen producer
20-30 is sufficient
No wipe
50+
CG
I think we're all Bozos on this bus
BozoT.Clown said: Only me left, huh? Then I Declare VICTORY!!! HOORAY!!! And one last musing: Natalie Wood or Ann-Margret?
And one last musing: Natalie Wood or Ann-Margret? Ann-Margret any day!
Bringing pleasure to literally tens of people!
Silly_clown said:
Gentlemen, gentlemen... lets keep it civil. I am sure there are enough pies, whacky costumes, corny jokes, cold seltzer and cheap laughs for both!
Bozo1 said:
I post more than you so I am the REAL Bozo!!!
So take THIS!!
LonelyBozo said: Hello, you impostor you! You know who you are! Now I ain't uh gonna say no names. (Bozo1) But I'm the 'REAL' Bozo around here! "The World's Most Famous Clown" And there's not enough room on this here UMD, for the both of us. So I could challenge you to a Duel. Pies @ 10 paces. But I'd rather not. I'm a pacifist ya know. Anywho...I decided I'd show you up instead; by adding the coup de grace to your little musing about pie threads:
Clown or Regular Person throwing pies?
(Drop Da Mike!)
Huh? What do ya say? I say Clown. And Oh...by the way, I'm just joking w/ ya Bozo1. lol You're the King! Cause I sure don't want to be Bozo #2. SHEESH!!!
You know who you are! Now I ain't uh gonna say no names. (Bozo1) But I'm the 'REAL' Bozo around here! "The World's Most Famous Clown" And there's not enough room on this here UMD, for the both of us. So I could challenge you to a Duel. Pies @ 10 paces. But I'd rather not. I'm a pacifist ya know. Anywho...I decided I'd show you up instead; by adding the coup de grace to your little musing about pie threads: Clown or Regular Person throwing pies?
(Drop Da Mike!)
Huh? What do ya say? I say Clown. And Oh...by the way, I'm just joking w/ ya Bozo1. lol You're the King! Cause I sure don't want to be Bozo #2.
SHEESH!!! I post more than you so I am the REAL Bozo!!!
So take THIS!!
Gentlemen, gentlemen... lets keep it civil. I am sure there are enough pies, whacky costumes, corny jokes, cold seltzer and cheap laughs for both!
"Someone give me a pie!"
Norman
BozoT.Clown said: Only me left, huh? Then I Declare VICTORY!!! HOORAY!!! And one last musing: Natalie Wood or Ann-Margret?
And one last musing: Natalie Wood or Ann-Margret? For me, it's got to be Natalie! But they were both beautiful, sexy women who got very messy!
(And that is a gorgeous pic of Natalie! I don't think I've ever seen it before!
) Norman
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