Hey. Well, tonight completely unintentionally while running I slipped into deep, freezing cold mud. Like, fully in. And I still had five miles til home. I slid so far down some banking I had freezing icy mud up my bum crack and barely an inch of me escaped. It was not thick smooth Nutella looking clay... It was gross, freezing mud. And it was in full view of local skate kids who pissed themselves laughing. Gotta be honest, didn't give me a boner - but hey, if its your thing... Have one for me.
Not the best time of year for it. I was looking at the mud while on my own run a couple of days ago - but it was too damn cold and I didn't want to give the wife something else to make a fuss over!
I've been tempted though, maybe when its warmer and I am not wearing my new trainers - cant afford another.
When I was a teen I used to go on long bikerides - one route was to cross a ford and another an often flooded bridleway - both of which I splodged through in my trainers and tracky bottoms.
Love you, too
