Ya know what it's like to get a massage? Ya know what it's like to get a massage with slick, silky-smooth clay? Ya know what it's like to get a massage with slick, silky-smooth clay by a woman that's made of the stuff? Ya know what it's like to get a massage with slick, silky-smooth clay by a woman who's made of the stuff that has the ability to thicken, soften, and solidify ANY part of the clay at will?